Americans, what are you doing next Saturday ?

[GoodSarmatian]

So, this is interesting.
Apparently Antifa is planning to start a new American Civil War on November 4, at least that thought is rattling around in some people's skulls.

From the Guardian:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/01/far-right-conspiracy-theory-us-civil-war

If you are inside the “alt-right” information bubble, you might be preparing yourself for a civil war to commence this Saturday.

Since late September, the idea has been circulating on Facebook groups, subreddit message boards, Twitter, and leading conspiracy media outlets that on 4 November, anti-fascist groups will begin a violent insurrection.

Some websites are telling their readers that antifa groups are “planning to kill every single Trump voter, Conservative and gun owner” this weekend. Hundreds of Facebook posts show how seriously consumers of such media are taking the news, and comments like “One more threat against white people and I swear to God I’m going to take a goddamn car and run over every f-ing one of them” are not unrepresentative of the response.

Newsweek has a nice headline:
http://www.newsweek.com/antifa-supersoldiers-coming-kill-white-people-right-wing-conspiracy-699037

How does one becone an Antifa super soldier ? Is it just intense training, or do you get gene therapy or some super serum ? If it's the latter I'd like to sign up. Do I have to bring my own power armor ?

 

[metatron]

How does one becone an Antifa super soldier ?

I heard it's a lateral move, from amateur hairy porn.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

I heard it's a lateral move, from amateur hairy porn.

Source ?
If true, that might be problematic. Most of them would have to be French, and I'm not really fluent in French.

 

[Archon_Wing]

Kill every gun owner?

Good luck with that. Considering thugs can't seem to fight evenly and need to mob people, I think their chances against a more well armed crowd is going to look something like the AI in Civ....

Ah I see Alex Jones is newsworthy. I hope he plans to release a video game on the matter.

 

[Perfection]

Thanks Putin

 

[Ryika]

If I were part of the Alt Right, I would fake-meme a counter-attack in which Arian Super Soldiers behead all black single mothers in an attempt to get rid of the poverty in black communities.

 

[Zkribbler]

I wish more people would realize the alt-right cannot be taken seriously.

 

[OldBoomer]

I will be there supporting the resistance obviously.

How does one becone an Antifa super soldier ? Is it just intense training, or do you get gene therapy or some super serum ? If it's the latter I'd like to sign up. Do I have to bring my own power armor ?

Sorry, but there's no easy way to become an antifa super solider. If you're serious about the cause I suggest you find some non-gender binary and marginalized communities in your area and begin training for the revolution. Together we will defeat the Nazis.

 

[Gori the Grey]

How does one becone an Antifa super soldier ? Is it just intense training, or do you get gene therapy or some super serum ?

I think they get lessons from Santa Claus. Otherwise, how could the six of them make it to all of these widely scattered cities on just one day?

 

[metatron]

Source ?
If true, that might be problematic. Most of them would have to be French, and I'm not really fluent in French.

Dude...
...maybe don't miss every episode?!

Anyway, "moldylocks" would be your relevant search term. Be warned though. I wasn't kidding, not on that datum anyway.

Btw: What's the appropriate term here? "Brown-face"? "Latina-face?"

 

[Birdjaguar]

I heard it's a lateral move, from amateur hairy porn.

You, sir, are hurting the feelings of wannabe, hairy porn stars. Like Spicey, they hide behind bushes.

 

[metatron]

You, sir, are hurting the feelings of wannabe, hairy porn stars. Like Spicey, they hide behind bushes.

Now i'm the one who doesn't get the reference.
I have a feeling thought that my aversion for puns may be at fault.

 

[The_J]

I wonder if the alt-right mistaking a leftist joke is not itself a joke mistakingly taken serious by the mainstream media o_O.

 

[Birdjaguar]

Now i'm the one who doesn't get the reference.
I have a feeling thought that my aversion for puns may be at fault.

Sean Spicer, former WH spokesperson once hid in the bushes to avoid showing himself in public.
Bushes can be both plants and pubic hair. The current porn style is not hairy, implying that amateurs are also hiding behind bushes.

 

[Ryika]

I wonder if the alt-right mistaking a leftist joke is not itself a joke mistakingly taken serious by the mainstream media o_O.

No, if you actually read the alt-right articles, it's obvious that they took it as a real thing. Not the super soldiers of course as some people seem to suggest, but they did read it and thought the thing itself is real, or at least reported it as such and people ate it up willingly.

Not that it's that different from what certain mainstream media outlets do. If an alt right personality had written a similar thing about black people to parody the "They're out to get you!"-narrative from that one campaign ad, it would be all over the news as a hate crime.

 

[Lexicus]

How does one becone an Antifa super soldier ? Is it just intense training, or do you get gene therapy or some super serum ? If it's the latter I'd like to sign up. Do I have to bring my own power armor ?

You need to talk to SOROS, the shadow organization secretly headed by George Soros.

 

[OldBoomer]

I wonder if the alt-right mistaking a leftist joke is not itself a joke mistakingly taken serious by the mainstream media o_O.

I would say all of this is Poe's Law in action if it wasn't for the fact that we're now living in the soon to be Nazi Republic of Kekistan where dank memes are our last hope for rescuing western civilization.

 

[metatron]

Sean Spicer, former WH spokesperson once hid in the bushes to avoid showing himself in public.

He did? That's hilarious.

 

[Birdjaguar]

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/sean-spicer-spent-several-minutes-hidden-the-bushes

 

[OldBoomer]

Comrades, we need to resist these fascists and their Nazi messiah Pepe also known as the green figurehead of white supremacy.