Americans, what are you doing next Saturday ?

[Virote_Considon]

How does one becone an Antifa super soldier ? Is it just intense training, or do you get gene therapy or some super serum ? If it's the latter I'd like to sign up. Do I have to bring my own power armor ?

It's easy. Don't shower for a few weeks, and do loads of drugs (heroin, weed, and ketamine preferred). Voila! You're now a fully-certified antifa super-soldier ready to go out and Punch Nazis™ if you're not too busy k-holing.

 

[JollyRoger]

I may have to take the day off from running my FEMA Camp.

 

[Ferocitus]

Comrades, we need to resist these fascists and their Nazi messiah Pepe also known as the green figurehead of white supremacy.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!

 

[Berzerker]

Spicer was merely watering the bushes

 

[civvver]

I really thought this was going to be about daylight savings time when I read the subject.

 

[OldBoomer]

I really thought this was going to be about daylight savings time when I read the subject.

Looks like that wasn't a very safe assumption.

 

[caketastydelish]

Continue getting caught up on my coursework.

Let the Nazis and Commies fight to the death while the rest of us actually do something to better ourselves.

 

[Leonel]

Well *I'M* going to be chilling at home, maybe go to a store to get ingredients for spaghetti parmesan and get fat while I draw/video game.

 

[Disgustipated]

I actually support Antifa because they give me good entertainment value with their antics. I just hope they don't kill someone eventually. But it's kind of funny watching spoiled entitled white "adults" break stuff, they act like little kids throwing a tantrum. I'm poor because I'm too lazy to learn a job skill, waaa waaa waaa, break stuff.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Thanks Putin

Right? I mean this is Russian propaganda. They are scary good at manipulating public sentiment here.

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

In my bathroom today, I noticed that the toilet paper roll was now ROLLING DOWN AND ON THE FAR SIDE and not ON THE NEAR SIDE. Antifa forces must have BROKEN into my bathroom and done this. So much for the tolerant left.

 

[OldBoomer]

In my bathroom today, I noticed that the toilet paper roll was now ROLLING DOWN AND ON THE FAR SIDE and not ON THE NEAR SIDE. Antifa forces must have BROKEN into my bathroom and done this. So much for the tolerant left.

You sure it wasn't the Russians?

 

[onejayhawk]

How is it going so far?

J

 

[Ryika]

Has been 3 hours since you asked that question, and still no response. I think it's safe to assume at this point, that this is because America has been successfully attacked by Antifa and plunged into a civil war. I wonder what will happen to the internet now that everybody is either dead or heavily wounded, or hiding behind steel doors in a bunker or panic room.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

It's a trap !
Antifa announced the civil war to get POTUS to flee to Asia. I have video evidence of Antifa Supersoldiers marching in Japan.

Spoiler :

 

[Broken_Erika]

In my bathroom today, I noticed that the toilet paper roll was now ROLLING DOWN AND ON THE FAR SIDE and not ON THE NEAR SIDE. Antifa forces must have BROKEN into my bathroom and done this. So much for the tolerant left.

Are you sure it isn't a "Southern Hemisphere" roll?

 

[Birdjaguar]

It's a trap !
Antifa announced the civil war to get POTUS to flee to Asia. I have video evidence of Antifa Supersoldiers marching in Japan.

Spoiler :

Japan, please capture our president and lock him up. All he needs a a small room, a TV and golf three times a week.

 

[Disgustipated]

Ahh well, no action this weekend from Antifa. What will I do with my entertainment?