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Amusing Tech Quotes

Discussion in 'Civ4 - General Discussions' started by baseballpie, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. baseballpie

    baseballpie Deity

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    As you may have found out, this thread is dedicated to amusing mash-ups of the Technology quotes in Civ4.
     
  2. AW Arcaeca

    AW Arcaeca Deus Vult

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    "When I ask the poor why art for art's sake is an empty phrase, they want to tell me one word - just one word - Corporation: Noun. An ingenious device for a man who moves a mountain. But one can not eternally live in the difference between poverty and starvation to what would otherwise be a vulgar brawl? I have no time for this nonsense. I am the state." - Isaac Newton

    Communism + Aesthetics + Plastics + Corporation + Mining + Rocketry + Chemistry + Artillery + Steam Power + Divine Right.
     
  3. civfanchambers

    civfanchambers Prince

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    "Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, and you get there in a car."
     
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    civfanchambers Prince

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    "The only thing worse than being talked about is chewed and digested."
     
  5. civfanchambers

    civfanchambers Prince

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    "If music be the food of love, the great masses of people know well what leads you forward and what holds you back. You know her life was saved by Rock 'n' Roll."
     
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    subbed :p
     
  7. AW Arcaeca

    AW Arcaeca Deus Vult

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    "And them that take the sword let there be one ruler, one king."

    Sun-Tzu
     
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    vandermerwe Butt of many jokes

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    "Two cities have been formed by two loves: plastics and the flocks of thy sheep. You will lose them both."

    "We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors; we borrow it from banking establishments."
     
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    traius His own worst enemy

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    Tims' and wimp's are both pretty good, but vandermerwe's are priceless

    "You will lose them both"
     
  11. baseballpie

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    "If music be the food of love, then the conversation ends with a conspiracy against the public." - John Lennon
     
  12. civfanchambers

    civfanchambers Prince

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    "I have gained this by philosophy: I am the state." - Louis XIV
     
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    "Not at all similar are the two rabbits formed by two loves"

    Anonymous rabbit geneticist
     
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    Heerlo Jedi Master Hearlo

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    "It is not the strongest of the species that survive, but the two rabbits with a conspiracy against the public."
     
  15. civfanchambers

    civfanchambers Prince

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    "What is happiness? To bring about the rule of righteousness in the land out of the barrel of a gun." - Mao Zedong
     
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    vandermerwe Butt of many jokes

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    "I must study politics, so that the conversation ends in a vulgar brawl."
     
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    AW Arcaeca Deus Vult

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    "I will to my lord be true and faithful, and live without books. Political power grows out of ignorance." - Hammurabi
    Feudalism + Paper + Rifling + Education

    "Artillery is indistinguishable from magic. So long as it's black." - Buddha
    Artillery + Fusion + Assembly Line
     
  18. Timsup2nothin

    Timsup2nothin Deity

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    Made me laugh.
     
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    Laughed til it hurt :)


    "It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to be chewed and digested" - Hannibal Lecter
     
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    tranx Civilized

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