An offer concerning the upcoming NATO summit

[Mirc]

Here is a really interesting offer concerning the upcoming NATO summit in Bucharest, the magnificent event for which the mayor of Bucharest will paralyse roughly 1 million people, blocking all the main streets and shutting down almost all public transport.

Don't worry, the link is in English, so you can easily read it and reply if you're interesting. I think it's a very attractive offer, and almost a bargain.

Probably the most important part is not the article, but the comments. PLEASE read the comments after reading the article itself.

Thank you for your attention.

 

[DvD-IT]

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# Amiron 16 Mar 2008 at 4:36 pm

Hello, Mr. Tim Boo.

I represent a large Arabic organization that is interested in acquiring a couple of spots from you. We are highly encouraged by your availability of offshore accounts and would to discuss details.

We would also require several cars (model and make are not relevant, we hear “Dacia” is a pretty common brand in Romania) with large trunk capacity. From our experience, GPL-based cars work best.

Thank you very much,
Amir Hussein

HR Director, Al-Qaeda
Die infidels, die!

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# hadeanon 18 Mar 2008 at 8:42 am

Allah damn it! Al-Qaeda again!!!How about us, the poor cosins from Hezbollah?
I hope you all die and get only male virgins in Paradise!
Achmed, the dead terrorist.Dead but terrifying still!

Dear All,

1. I only deal with professional terrorists that can provide references for past work
snip

Rent me a spot and we share the 72 virgins.

Cheers
Ahmed

such answers make me think it has been done on purpose. The article itself is hilarious enough, but the comments are top notch really.

 

[Mirc]

I know! That's what I thought also!

Don't forget this comment far down the page:

George W. Cockblockeron 25 Mar 2008 at 12:06 pm

Hi there,
I would like to rent about 3 spots for cinematic purposes,our clients seem to be interested in some quality adult movies with the nato summit view in the background,and we’re ready to satisfy their fetish.
I’m waiting for your feedback

Best wishes,George W. Cockblocker

Even funnier is that this appeared in a Romanian newspaper as a "serious threat to Romania's national security"!

 

[Tee Kay]

This is priceless

 

[lutzj]

This disgusts me. The snipers' great tradition of grassy knolls is under threat from these interlopers.

 

[Swedishguy]

This is better than the average Youtube comment.

 

[lutzj]

This is better than the average Youtube comment.

No that isn't. That comment you made there was horrible. The ones in response to the offer were, though.

 

[Stormrage]

Nuts!

Great find, Mirc!

 

[Gelion]

Good laugh, thanks