scoutsout
Minstrel Boy
I'm not too bad. When the cover is off the machine, I usually manage to keep my dirty socks out of the cooling fan. I can't use a laptop anymore, because with some of the hilarious things that happen in the SGs I'm in, I tend to spill drinky-poos into the keyboard. Regular keyboards withstand a trip through the dishwasher MUCH better than laptops do.
Oh wait - were you guys talking about the DATA?!?!? That reminds me of something that happened about 10 years ago. I used to meet a group of hacker friends after work at a particular coffee spot once a week. We had something of a reputation... anyway...
One day this guy comes over to our table with a rather... perplexed look on his face. He asked if we're the group that's into computers, and if so, would we please help.
(Remember - this was back in the DOS/Windows 3.1 days, when those who surfed the internet got their phone bill in a box)
Anyway, this guy's got a problem with his computer. We start asking the usual questions ("did you install anything lately?" "run a virus scan?") Finally I ask him if he did anything at all to his machine before it stopped working.
"All I did was organize the hard drive."
After seeking clarification, it turns out that this guy had organized his hard drive in the following manner:
All the .exe files in a \EXE folder.
All the .com files in a \COM folder
All the .bat files in a ...
You get the idea. This guy was WAY too organized with his computer.
Oh wait - were you guys talking about the DATA?!?!? That reminds me of something that happened about 10 years ago. I used to meet a group of hacker friends after work at a particular coffee spot once a week. We had something of a reputation... anyway...
One day this guy comes over to our table with a rather... perplexed look on his face. He asked if we're the group that's into computers, and if so, would we please help.
(Remember - this was back in the DOS/Windows 3.1 days, when those who surfed the internet got their phone bill in a box)
Anyway, this guy's got a problem with his computer. We start asking the usual questions ("did you install anything lately?" "run a virus scan?") Finally I ask him if he did anything at all to his machine before it stopped working.
"All I did was organize the hard drive."
After seeking clarification, it turns out that this guy had organized his hard drive in the following manner:
All the .exe files in a \EXE folder.
All the .com files in a \COM folder
All the .bat files in a ...
You get the idea. This guy was WAY too organized with his computer.