This is a bullsh*t test. No ifs or buts about it.
Let's look at what they said:
"Well, you're kinda evil. They haven't reserved a place for you in Hell yet, but the leasing agents are starting their calls. (Sorry, no air conditioning.) We're guessing you find others' pain funny, your backstabbing knife is probably pretty sharp, and your sexual wiles have likely brought you enjoyment at the expense of your bunkmates a time or two. If more than one of those three things rings true, consider yourself a card-carrying evil person. If you're interested in recanting the evil thing, sensitivity counseling isn't a bad idea. Or else find a more sadistic career, like a bouncer or a metermaid. But hey, to each his own, and if your evilness fits, wear it. Keep reading for more evil details!"
Well, this is full of inaccuracies and lies, as one is the very definition of evil. One does find other's pain funny, and does know how to backstab, but do not prefer it, being Lawful Evil. As for that sick stuff about sexual wiles, we all know how inapplicable that is.
Find a more sadistic career, like a bouncer? Been there, done that.
But it gets even better. Not.
"So, you have a healthy sex drive good for you! No one likes a prude. In general, you give as well as you get, though everyone can get a little selfish under the covers, so don't beat yourself up about going for the big one on your birthday. And while you're at it, go ahead and admit it you've probably flashed a big smile to get your way in the bedroom before. But for the most part, you strike us as a pretty generous lover who's doing well at keeping your raw, sexual power in check. Yeah, baby!"
Utter, inapplicable garbage, of the most puerile variety. Healthy sex drive? Try none. Flashed a big smile? Bah! Pretty generous lover? Not really applicable to an avowed celibate evil monk....
"Don't feel too bad about hiding your anger. At least, not right now. When your spleen ruptures from internalized stress, then you can feel bad about it. Passive people act that way because they're ultimately sweet and don't want to upset anyone. While that may work for the short term, you end up looking like a real back-stabber when you, ah, stab someone in the back. Try to deal with your problems up front, and you probably won't have to renew your concealed weapons permit this year."
Again, this is nonsensical. One does the absolute opposite, and answered all the non-sexual questions in such a manner. The result?
One does believe that revenge is sweetest when it is cold and premeditated, but that is a classic evil saying.
"Ooo hoo you're one evil muther. Your heart is blacker than Darth Vader's helmet. For goodness' sake, next time think about that old lady's feelings before you push her down the escalator. And, really you know as well as anyone that dropping kitties out the window to see if they can land on their feet is just an excuse to act evil. Yes, it's all part of being a free spirit who doesn't answer to anyone. Right or wrong, it's a fun way to live. But be careful it all comes full-circle in the end."
Well, one has always been known as a darkhearted bastard. This is no new news.
In short, this is a manifestly flawed, biased, and silly evil test. There are many more better out there.