Arh Zombies

[kristopherb]

http://www.cracked.com/article_1564...-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

What whould you do in a zombie infectation?

I whould Collect the un infected and try to start Civilization again.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Realistically, I would get my brains eaten.

 

[Gilder]

I would find myself the only weapon powerful enough to stop the zompoclypse.



The shotgun.

 

[sourboy]

Obviously... you kill the source... Kenny.

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

I would get some of them together and do the Thriller dance.

 

[lutzj]

Realistically, I would get my brains eaten.

We all would. But these threads are about slowly one-upping each other until we all get fed up and stop posting here, then necro the thread in a year or so to let the fun begin again. However, since you were the first to reply and this is a one-upping contest, your modest answer works out perfectly.

I would become famous and universally loved by decimating the zomie horde through use of a (beautifully executed) blue angel right into their demonic ranks.

 

[Leonel]

Wouldn't a flame thrower work better than a shot gun?

 

[Lozzy_Ozzy]

Wouldn't a flame thrower work better than a shot gun?

Nah, they'd just keep on coming and set you on fire as well .

 

[lutzj]

Idea: a flame-throwing shotgun. that shoots grenades

 

[IglooDame]

Moderator Action: Arrrrh, dupe thread.