Ashurbanipal vs. Kamehameha

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  1. Eagle Pursuit

    Eagle Pursuit Scir-Gerefa

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    Now tell me which three would make a good Beastie Boys cover band.
     
  2. HeraldtheGreat

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    Attila is an obvious option. What about Harald?
     
  3. God of Kings

    God of Kings Ruler of all heads of state

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    Nebby can make an excellent death growl.

    Attila can make fearsome rolled "r"s.
     
  4. teriaky

    teriaky Rich peasant

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    They would be like the 3 musketeers of the party. They would have their own corner where they talk, laugh really hard, smoke shisha and welcome anyone who wish to join with open arms. The're not here to get drunk or laid, the're here to have a good time.
     
  5. Homusubi

    Homusubi Lafcadio Hearn Wannabe

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    Remember that all of them wouldn't turn up, ex. Oda (conflicts with kendo training) and Sejong (conflicts with being gosu)
     
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    If they're never able to turn up for their concerts, then how do they even find the time to practice?
     
  7. Homusubi

    Homusubi Lafcadio Hearn Wannabe

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    I meant this party hypothesis, not the band thing. As if Sejong would be in a band anyway. He has far better things to do with his life, and I don't mean game this time either.
     
  8. Joe Hoofer

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    Alexander would definitely be the heaviest drinker. The guy died of alcohol poisoning at 30. He'd probably also be the clumsy drunk who breaks valuable stuff at parties.


    Darius: ALEX, WHAT THE HELL?!

    Alexander: Don't shout so loud, man...I got a wicked nasty hangover...

    Darius: PERSEPOLIS WAS THE GREATEST CITY THIS SIDE OF THE CONTINENT, AND YOU BURNED IT DOWN! IT WAS MADE OF STONE AND MARBLE, HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO DO THAT?!

    Alexander: Sorry, dude, I guess I had a few too many last night. My bad.

    Darius: Ohhhh no, I'm not letting you off the hook. You're going to pay for this. This is gonna cost thousands of gold to fix.

    Alexander: Don't worry, I'll just pillage gold from the rest of your cities to cover the damages. It's chill, bro, I got this handled.

    Darius. :wallbash:
     
  9. SmithRobloxian

    SmithRobloxian Warlord

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    Uh, no, his cause of death was from a fly, and not alcohol poisoning...

    Just saying.
     
  10. trexeric

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    Atilla died of a nosebleed - most epic death ever.
     
  11. Biologist

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    Washington died from being bled with leeches by his doctor.
     
  12. TheMarshmallowBear

    TheMarshmallowBear Benelovent Chieftain of the BearKingdom

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    Catherine died on a toilet didn't she?
     
  13. HeraldtheGreat

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    She had a heart attack on the potty, then died in bed.

    A theory is that Genghis died by taking an arrow to the knee. ;)
     
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    Well the Khan was also born with a blood clot grasped in his fist.........a slight foretelling if you will
     
  15. SmithRobloxian

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    "Well, Mr... Temujin, is that your name?"
    "That's my old name, just call me Genghis Khan."
    "Well, anyway Genghis, I have examined you when you were young, and it seems that you had a blood clot in your hand back then."
    "Of course, that was the sign that I was destined to control the world!"
    "...No, it meant that blood wasn't entering your fist, normally a blood clot would be formed to prevent exess blee-"
    "NO, it was because I was destined!"
    "...Genghis, believing in tradition and folklore is much less effective than believing in science and FACTS. I know what I am doing."
    "Bah, go conquer half of Eurasia before you nag about the blood clot not showing my destiny. I am leaving"
     
  16. sebajokela

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    :agree:
     
  17. Homusubi

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    Oda was forced to commit seppuku by one of his allies. Now if that isn't careless then I don't know what is.

    Although I agree that Attila's death was the most epic.
     
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    Ummm he had a blood clot HELD in his hand. Not a blood clot IN his hand.
     
  19. SmithRobloxian

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    Well, how the hell can something normally formed within you come out, without having to cut yourself open...

    Unless I am getting this all wrong, and so, is a moron. :crazyeye:
     
  20. Eagle Pursuit

    Eagle Pursuit Scir-Gerefa

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    You have clearly never witnessed a birth. There are all kinds of crazy stuff floating around in there. The blood clot was from his mother. She probably had a tear in the placenta or something during birth.
     

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