ASNES- My Return to Our Roots
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Ace of Gold
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Peace at current borders?
From Louisiana
Peace at current borders?
Arian
No more ghostbusting!!
Ninja Dude
Sorry, I wasn't listening...
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Amon Savag
The Great
Now that's a pity, no more ... Empress WatT ... uhmm... T-wat
Damm censors!
She did have a big ol' funeral... Shoulda seen it.
Arian
No more ghostbusting!!
c&cciv3
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Charrúa / C&cciv3
Federal Tribal Absolute Monarchy
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Economy:Stable 3/0
Army:4(Bronze age)
Navy:0(Bronze age)
Sciences:0
Culture:0
Orders
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Chapter 1 -The Origins
The Charrúa people were simple hunter gatherer tribe until one day the chieftain got a vision from the spirits. The vision shown to the chieftain the future of Charrúa people, a great civilization with a great city on the coast and ruling all of the known world!
After this great vision the Charrúa chieftain sit down to think, obviously the spirits have chosen him to lead his people down this road. However to made a large settlement like the one shown in the vision, it will needed more food than they can get by hunting and gathering in the surrounding area. The chieftain thought about this for a few minutes, he could possibly take food from the surrounding tribes but most of these tribes was friendly with them or allies, so attacking them for that reason didn't feel like the right thing to do and also the tribes will eventually move away after repeated raiding. No he need a better solution!
Finally an idea hit him, he remember a few months ago one of their hunting party's was returning home from one of their long hunting trips and past a friendly tribe. They found few member of that tribe in a field doing something to the ground, when the hunting party ask what they were doing the tribe members told them they were trying an idea which was growing food in a field instead of going foraging for it. At the time the chieftain thought it was a waste of time but if it worked then it would solve the food problem for a large settlement so he send a group of tribesmen to see results.
Few days later the tribesmen return and told the chieftain that field gave that tribe enough food to last them a couple months and they have started replanting the field again. The chieftain smiled and ordered messengers to be send to the surrounding tribes inviting them to share in the chieftain vision of the world and shared their knowledge in exchange of protection from other hostile tribes.
In the following week the Charrúa chieftain got his replys from the other tribes; 3 of them accepted, 4 reject it and 2 of them (including the one with the field) said they will join if the Charrúa could destroy an rival tribe. He simply grinned at the replys and ordered all the warriors to prepare themselves battle as he in know he will soon be leading Charrúa and their allies along the road to become a true civilization.
Federal Tribal Absolute Monarchy
Age:Bronze
Color: Any, I don't mind
Economy:Stable 3/0
Army:4(Bronze age)
Navy:0(Bronze age)
Sciences:0
Culture:0
Orders
Spoiler :
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Chapter 1 -The Origins
The Charrúa people were simple hunter gatherer tribe until one day the chieftain got a vision from the spirits. The vision shown to the chieftain the future of Charrúa people, a great civilization with a great city on the coast and ruling all of the known world!
After this great vision the Charrúa chieftain sit down to think, obviously the spirits have chosen him to lead his people down this road. However to made a large settlement like the one shown in the vision, it will needed more food than they can get by hunting and gathering in the surrounding area. The chieftain thought about this for a few minutes, he could possibly take food from the surrounding tribes but most of these tribes was friendly with them or allies, so attacking them for that reason didn't feel like the right thing to do and also the tribes will eventually move away after repeated raiding. No he need a better solution!
Finally an idea hit him, he remember a few months ago one of their hunting party's was returning home from one of their long hunting trips and past a friendly tribe. They found few member of that tribe in a field doing something to the ground, when the hunting party ask what they were doing the tribe members told them they were trying an idea which was growing food in a field instead of going foraging for it. At the time the chieftain thought it was a waste of time but if it worked then it would solve the food problem for a large settlement so he send a group of tribesmen to see results.
Few days later the tribesmen return and told the chieftain that field gave that tribe enough food to last them a couple months and they have started replanting the field again. The chieftain smiled and ordered messengers to be send to the surrounding tribes inviting them to share in the chieftain vision of the world and shared their knowledge in exchange of protection from other hostile tribes.
In the following week the Charrúa chieftain got his replys from the other tribes; 3 of them accepted, 4 reject it and 2 of them (including the one with the field) said they will join if the Charrúa could destroy an rival tribe. He simply grinned at the replys and ordered all the warriors to prepare themselves battle as he in know he will soon be leading Charrúa and their allies along the road to become a true civilization.
Amon Savag
The Great
Sorry, Emperor Shaka V couldn't attend the funeral.
If we had contact, I'd expect tribute for your absence
Arian
No more ghostbusting!!
If we had contact, I'd expect tribute for your absence
Emperor Shaka V would gladly send a delegation of fertile, young Zulu men to provide the Siam women what they lacked for so long
Amon Savag
The Great
c&c nice opening story!
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Wondersyramids(+culture)[Completed]Great Library of Alexandria(2 sciences per jack)[4/14]
Spending Orders
1 jack on the economy
2 jack on 2 navies
Military Orders
5 armies will continue their advance into Arab Africa. Its capture is their goal.
2 fleets will be recruited in the Red Sea. They will establish superiority and support the advance of our troops in Hejjaz.
The 2 fleets in the Mediterranean will pretend to be useful.
3 armies will advance along the Red Sea coast, in the Arabian peninsula. They should be supported by the fleets. Mecca will be left to the Sumerians, however, but if they are unable to take it this turn feel free to siege it.
Domestic Orders
More economic growth.
Theocratic Monarchy
Age:Bronze
Color: Pink
Economy:Growing 5/0(-2 upkeep) (1 of 5 invested)
Army:8(Bronze age)
Navy:2(Bronze age)
Sciences:5
Culture:2
Wonders
yramids(+culture)[Completed]Great Library of Alexandria(2 sciences per jack)[4/14]Spending Orders
1 jack on the economy
2 jack on 2 navies
Military Orders
5 armies will continue their advance into Arab Africa. Its capture is their goal.
2 fleets will be recruited in the Red Sea. They will establish superiority and support the advance of our troops in Hejjaz.
The 2 fleets in the Mediterranean will pretend to be useful.
3 armies will advance along the Red Sea coast, in the Arabian peninsula. They should be supported by the fleets. Mecca will be left to the Sumerians, however, but if they are unable to take it this turn feel free to siege it.
Domestic Orders
More economic growth.
D'Artagnan59
The Gascon
" A strange Arab had arrived in Ur. You could see the effects of the rise from the ashes that the Arabs caused. The Arabs were already persona non grata (except Sharif, who taught the Vultures desert warfare in the first place). With an Arab in the street, the Sumerians constantly glared at him, and he was scared so much, he crapped himself. After, the Sumerians were too disgusted to even look at him. This Arab, Madani, went to the palace to be received by Annunaki, the emperor. He had come into Annunaki’s throne office. One vulture was there, the other was too busy “doing number three.”
“Arab, maybe I will receive you if you learn to wipe your ass properly,” said Annunaki.
Abdul opened the door to the latrine. There, he saw, in his full glory, a Vulture. Naked. In the king’s second throne. Doing things.
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY TOILET!” bellowed the emperor.
“That’s just disgusting,” said Sharif’s son, Abdul. “You do that in the confines of your own house or a hotel. Not the king’s latrine.”
“Not even you do that, Abdul,” replied Annunaki. “Maybe Osman, but not Abdul. Hell, Osman raped my daughter and committed genocide against us.” And with that, he pushed the impolite Vulture down the latrine to drown in the king’s fecal matter.
“Anyways, to my message,” Madani stated. “We want peace. We have given you a package for your offerings. Here it i- Oh... Crap...”
He had lost the package somewhere! Osman was not going to be happy when he found it.
An argument sprung. Many were at arms.
“Choose your next words carefully, Annunaki. They may be your last as emperor,” threatened the Arab.
"Earth and water?" thought Annunaki. He then pointed his sword at Madani’s throat.
“Madman! You're a madman!” exclaimed Madani, gulping.
“Earth and water? You'll find plenty of both over there,” threatened Annunaki, pointing at the Tigris.
“ No man, Arabian or Sumerian, no man threatens a messenger!” cried the messenger, desperate for mercy.
“You bring the crowns and heads of dead Vultures to my city steps. You rape my daughter. You follow through with threatening my people with slavery and death. Perhaps you should have done the same!" rebutted the emperor mercilessly, with the anger in his voice being heard.
“This is blasphemy! This is madness!” the messenger shouted in shock.
“Madness...?” he asked inquisitively. He thought to himself on what to do.
After his brief period of thought, he shouted, “THIS! IS! SUMERIA!!!” With it, he delivered a swift kick to Madani’s scrotum. After, Abdul got out his scythe. The Vulture stripped the man naked and Abdul then castrated him there. Then, Annunaki stuffed him down the latrine with the Vulture. Blood would be in his latrine, but he didn’t care. The Vulture could eat it. After, a horde of Arabs came in, and the three suffered the same torture as him. By the time that they were done, the latrine was filled to the top with Arabs and blood. The survivors were either crushed by the next crap that Annunaki had to take, which filled the entire latrine, or suffocated on the bottom between the spaces. Any shift would mean no hope for Arab escape. Then, the janitor would have to clean the bones and poop out after all decomposed.
Where did the genitalia go? He sent his own package filled with the genitals of 50 Arabian soldiers and a messenger. “Send this to Mecca, sir. You’ll go under disguise as an Arab and deliver it.”
After the Great Humiliation of the Arabs, the Vulture and Abdul formed the Badass Motherkilling Evildoers.
“Arab, maybe I will receive you if you learn to wipe your ass properly,” said Annunaki.
Abdul opened the door to the latrine. There, he saw, in his full glory, a Vulture. Naked. In the king’s second throne. Doing things.
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY TOILET!” bellowed the emperor.
“That’s just disgusting,” said Sharif’s son, Abdul. “You do that in the confines of your own house or a hotel. Not the king’s latrine.”
“Not even you do that, Abdul,” replied Annunaki. “Maybe Osman, but not Abdul. Hell, Osman raped my daughter and committed genocide against us.” And with that, he pushed the impolite Vulture down the latrine to drown in the king’s fecal matter.
“Anyways, to my message,” Madani stated. “We want peace. We have given you a package for your offerings. Here it i- Oh... Crap...”
He had lost the package somewhere! Osman was not going to be happy when he found it.
An argument sprung. Many were at arms.
“Choose your next words carefully, Annunaki. They may be your last as emperor,” threatened the Arab.
"Earth and water?" thought Annunaki. He then pointed his sword at Madani’s throat.
“Madman! You're a madman!” exclaimed Madani, gulping.
“Earth and water? You'll find plenty of both over there,” threatened Annunaki, pointing at the Tigris.
“ No man, Arabian or Sumerian, no man threatens a messenger!” cried the messenger, desperate for mercy.
“You bring the crowns and heads of dead Vultures to my city steps. You rape my daughter. You follow through with threatening my people with slavery and death. Perhaps you should have done the same!" rebutted the emperor mercilessly, with the anger in his voice being heard.
“This is blasphemy! This is madness!” the messenger shouted in shock.
“Madness...?” he asked inquisitively. He thought to himself on what to do.
After his brief period of thought, he shouted, “THIS! IS! SUMERIA!!!” With it, he delivered a swift kick to Madani’s scrotum. After, Abdul got out his scythe. The Vulture stripped the man naked and Abdul then castrated him there. Then, Annunaki stuffed him down the latrine with the Vulture. Blood would be in his latrine, but he didn’t care. The Vulture could eat it. After, a horde of Arabs came in, and the three suffered the same torture as him. By the time that they were done, the latrine was filled to the top with Arabs and blood. The survivors were either crushed by the next crap that Annunaki had to take, which filled the entire latrine, or suffocated on the bottom between the spaces. Any shift would mean no hope for Arab escape. Then, the janitor would have to clean the bones and poop out after all decomposed.
Where did the genitalia go? He sent his own package filled with the genitals of 50 Arabian soldiers and a messenger. “Send this to Mecca, sir. You’ll go under disguise as an Arab and deliver it.”
After the Great Humiliation of the Arabs, the Vulture and Abdul formed the Badass Motherkilling Evildoers.
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Braves on the Warpath
Con von Head XXII, over looked the city of Venice, recently captured from the barbaric Romans. These Romans, he exclaimed, why do they build their cities on water. What is the point of this, I have never smelt anything so foul as this city. O wait, I do remember one case, the wife of the Roman Emperor.
Laughter erupted from around.
We Germany will destroy Rome for their aggression. It is time for us to finish this war once and for all.
For Germanica, for Glory. Con von Head pointed his sword towards Rome.
Laughter erupted from around.
We Germany will destroy Rome for their aggression. It is time for us to finish this war once and for all.
For Germanica, for Glory. Con von Head pointed his sword towards Rome.
Ninja Dude
Sorry, I wasn't listening...
You know, I was having second thoughts about attacking Sumer, mostly because they were fairly civilized. But after reading that story, I have decided to sentence the leaders of Sumer and any who support them to absolute destruction/death/wiped off of the face of the earth/Exterminatus.
Crezth
i knew you were a real man of the left
For the Imperium.
