http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/space/04/04/lost.asteroid/index.html
It's the end...were all dead.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!
It's the end...were all dead.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!
Asteriod heading for Earth!! NNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!! Were all going to die!!!! AAAHHH!!!
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Pellaken
The one and only.
so, thats nothing!!!! PEI will be totally swept away by waves before that happens! its a crisis I tell you, and the government refuses to ever plan anything!
allhailIndia
Deity
Indians will know exactly what to do 8 years, 10 months and 29 days from now. Lay down and wait for the asteroid to hit because it is your Karma to die
santo67
Huitzilopochtli
Point six miles? meh. We could take care of that now.
scorch
Legalize Pot
i figure we do nothing, 300:1 is pretty slim chances of it hitting us.
but even so, its chance to earn money by making 'the end is nigh' tshirts.
but even so, its chance to earn money by making 'the end is nigh' tshirts.
Archbob
Ancient CFC Guardian
Can I eat the asteriod?
willemvanoranje
Curitibano
No, Ralph, you can't eat the astroid.
Pellaken
The one and only.
2...scientists in 5 years:
Phill:"Matt, we got it all set up, we painted the asteriod white... the sunlight did, as we expect, heat it up..."
Matt:"and..."
Phill looks into telescope, and at computer, and fiddles with a few buttons
Phill:"I'm reading.... to see if we moved it far enough... it HAS moved, I know that much"
Matt smiles
Matt:"Good
"
Phill jumps up, smiles, turns to Matt, and exclaims
Phill:"WE DID IT!!!"
Matt:"YEA!"
high five
then
the computer starts beeping
Matt goes over to look. Phill dosent look, and remains standing. The computer now reads
the asteroid will not strike earth in the year 2879
the new cource is being plotted.......
please wait........................................................................
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the asteriod will collide in the north atlantic ocean in 3 months due to the change in course. death is estimated at 7billion
Matt looks at Phill and looks real mad
Phill looks back, still smiling
Phill:" what?"
Matt rips keyboard from the computer, starts to yell, and runs after Phill
the end
Phill:"Matt, we got it all set up, we painted the asteriod white... the sunlight did, as we expect, heat it up..."
Matt:"and..."
Phill looks into telescope, and at computer, and fiddles with a few buttons
Phill:"I'm reading.... to see if we moved it far enough... it HAS moved, I know that much"
Matt smiles
Matt:"Good
"Phill jumps up, smiles, turns to Matt, and exclaims
Phill:"WE DID IT!!!"
Matt:"YEA!"
high five
then
the computer starts beeping
Matt goes over to look. Phill dosent look, and remains standing. The computer now reads
the asteroid will not strike earth in the year 2879
the new cource is being plotted.......
please wait........................................................................
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the asteriod will collide in the north atlantic ocean in 3 months due to the change in course. death is estimated at 7billion
Matt looks at Phill and looks real mad
Phill looks back, still smiling
Phill:"
what?"Matt rips keyboard from the computer, starts to yell, and runs after Phill
the end
Sodapop
Teh pop in teh can
Oh no I better start writting some letter before dying... I mean... If I write one page a year, maybe I'll get a best seller 
And if it hits us in 800 years, I'm pretty sure our grand-children will be able to destroy it... If they can't because they are still occupied fighting each other and are still in a selfish situation maybe it's the best thing that they die, because if this kind of union is not here in 800 years, it will never be...
And if it hits us in 800 years, I'm pretty sure our grand-children will be able to destroy it... If they can't because they are still occupied fighting each other and are still in a selfish situation maybe it's the best thing that they die, because if this kind of union is not here in 800 years, it will never be...
Citizen_K
Warlord
Could the asteroid be..............Wormwood?
Hitro
Feistus Raclettus
What a hysteric thread topic...
Stop giving me false hopes!!!
Stop giving me false hopes!!!
Archbob
Ancient CFC Guardian
How about if a put it in soup with carrots?
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Not so fast! We still have Bruce Willis. He can drill a hole on that asteroid and detonate a nuke inside.
We are all safe.
He can drill a hole on that asteroid and detonate a nuke inside. We are all safe.
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
I guess I'll have to alter my holiday plans for that year.
By then, we will be able to destroy it utterly using a "laser".
I'm sure that if it hits, it will make a Deep Impact (appalling pun, but it is 0430)
By then, we will be able to destroy it utterly using a "laser".
I'm sure that if it hits, it will make a Deep Impact (appalling pun, but it is 0430)
History_Buff
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Yes, good point Thunderfall, I was just about to point out how much this is like Armageddon.
I wonder if anyone will try to keep Aerosmith alive for when that asteroids comes by earth.
I wonder if anyone will try to keep Aerosmith alive for when that asteroids comes by earth.
Ohwell
Deity
How many times does this happen? Asteroid gonna hit Earth! Government hiding evidence to end of mankind!
ANNOYING!
If its gonna hit in 800 years why are we worrying? Were gonna die sometime... and I say it isn't gonna hit us, and it is just a rock, and stop worrying or I'll hit you!
Ohwell...
ANNOYING! If its gonna hit in 800 years why are we worrying? Were gonna die sometime... and I say it isn't gonna hit us, and it is just a rock, and stop worrying or I'll hit you!
Ohwell...
EdwardTking
Deity
I'm sure the writers of the Simpsons
won't forget to send God a writ for
infringing their intellectual copyright.
won't forget to send God a writ for
infringing their intellectual copyright.
