Atheists, if you were forced to convert...

[flamingzaroc121]

Which religion would you choose and why?

[wiki]Catholicism[/wiki]
[wiki]Eastern Orthodox[/wiki]
[wiki]Oriental Orthodox[/wiki]
[wiki]Protestantism[/wiki]
[wiki]Islam[/wiki]
[wiki]Hinduism[/wiki]
[wiki]Buddhism[/wiki]
[wiki]Sikhism[/wiki]
[wiki]Judaism[/wiki]
[wiki]Baha'i[/wiki]
[wiki]Jainism[/wiki]
[wiki]Shinto[/wiki]
[wiki]Cao Dai[/wiki]
[wiki]Zoroastrianism[/wiki]
[wiki]Tenrikyo[/wiki]
[wiki]Neo-Paganism[/wiki]
[wiki]Unitarian-Universalism[/wiki]
[wiki]Scientology[/wiki]

 

[mythmonster2]

How odd. I was just about to start this same thread, then I noticed yours. Honestly, if forced to, I'd probably just be a deist: acknowledge there is a god, grudgingly worship it, and go about my life. As for from the list above: Baha'i always struck me as being the most sensible. Unitarian-Universalism seems interesting as well.

 

[civver_764]

Neo Paganism because I'm badass like that.

Universalism is cool too.

 

[Zelig]

Whichever one grants me the most religious holidays.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Islam!

Because I'm impulsive in my choices.

 

[Duo]

Zoroastrianism. I like the look of Zoroaster, a pudgy beardy dude. Plus God is named after a type of car, and the name sounds pretty cool.

 

[pesgores]

This makes no sense. I'll pick Buddhism though.

 

[Thoughtful Thug]

I'll pick whatever religion that I am being forced to believe in. It doesn't matter it is not like they can read my mind. And I am a pretty good actor if you ask anybody I know.

 

[SchoolzSoKewl]

I'd be a methodist, just because most of my friends are Christian. And frankly going to church seems really awesome and fun. They have all sorts of retreats and camps and they invite me to come..but I'd just feel so disingenuous, so I don't participate in all the fun church things. And volunteer opportunities are just handed to kids who attend church! No searching required!!

Oh plus Christian rock is SO great.

 

[madviking]

Buddhism in a heartbeat.

 

[Red Door]

Catholicism, without hesitancy.

 

[amadeus]

I'm not an atheist.

 

[civ_king]

This poll is flawed because you can easily be an atheist Buddhist, or an atheist Unitarian Universalist

 

[_random_]

This poll is flawed because you can easily be an atheist Buddhist, or an atheist Unitarian Universalist

In that light, your skewing the poll results is completely understandable.

 

[Thoughtful Thug]

This poll is flawed because you can easily be an atheist Buddhist, or an atheist Unitarian Universalist

He said Atheist. Not ___ athiest.

 

[GenMarshall]

I've already found God..

..so my answer is pretty much the same as Amadeus.

 

[Ajidica]

If I was an atheist I would be either Greek or Russian Orthodox. But since I'm a deist I'm not going to vote in the poll as it would skew results.

 

[_random_]

If I was an atheist I would be either Greek or Russian Orthodox. But since I'm a deist I'm not going to vote in the poll as it would skew results.

This for me as well. To be fair, I'd be Orthodox under pretty much any circumstance apart from strict Southern Baptist parents.

 

[Godwynn]

Either Catholicism or Anglicanism [Episcopalian in the United States].

Currently debating between the two.

 

[Maaximillus]

Islam all the way, baby!