Attention Cannibalistic Ghouls

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Please wait until the bodies cool off before you attempt to figure out who gets the most political points from James Eagan Holmes.

Lefty ghouls, at least wait 24 hours before you draft your entire gun control proposal. Keep the rough draft to yourself if you just can't help it. Good job making the unsubstantiated Tea Party connection as earlier as possible ABC. Almost as cool as editing the Zimmerman 911 call. Being left wing just couldn't look stupid and corrupt without you guys.

Righty ghouls, I'm so proud that you managed to notice that the guy was emulating the Joker, who was played by a GAAAAAY MAAAAAAAN. I also noticed that you didn't even wait until the smoke cleared before you used it to sling a little dominion theology. All of this was, I'm sure, done out of your immense Christian concern and was in no way a cynical ploy to alienate those less "holy" than yourself.

So please wait just a little longer to violate the corpses of our innocent civilians. There will be plenty of time to eat your fill in the days to come.
 
I'm more concerned with the human cannibalism stories. There's going to be a feast at those hospitals.
 
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