Hi All,
Booted SMAC up for the first time in years last night and I thought I'd
share the experience and compare it to Civ4.
Ok, lets start this baby, patches in, CPU fixes in....game loads...with my
Yahoo widgets remaining on top (thou corrupted)..hey at least the
games starting so mustn't grumble.
Ah, the start screen, the voice...lets play a normal game, standard sized
planet and go at Specialist level...play as the Gaians (cause the picture
of Deirdre looks quite hot)...right we're rolling and we're down.
Ok I've landed, the screen's almost a complete black with a white grid
superimposed...my landing site plus a few squares is all I have for
company. The land's all red and has patches of weird 'wound' coloured
terrain which the computer tells me is xenofungus...I get scared.
*SLAP*
Snap outta it Soldier, this is new alien planet..it's supposed to be scary!
Ok, I have a base and a Scout. Hmmmm...How'd you move the
little basta...oh I see...draw a little green line and Mr Scout moves right
along with it...Right what tech areas do I want to concentrate in?
*shrug*
...I don't know..
hmmm..ok lets go with Discover and Power...lets go green with big sticks.
A few turns go by, I capture a few mind worms, ah the mind worm v
unit battle music....satisfying squelchy sound. Mr Scout and his
merry band search in all directions...so far no sign of anyone else.
Hello...we discover something called the Pholtus Ridge...sounds good.
I check back at base...and discover I've built 2 more Scout Infantry and
it's building a 3rd one!...Stop that...what else can we build?...Hmmm..."Formers"
right...I remember those...lets have a few of those.
A lot more turns go by, a build a few more bases, kill a staggering amount
of Mind Worms...what up with these fellas?...I'm +1 Planet dudes..your
supposed to LOVE me!...however the G'ah obstinately refuse to join me!
The Comm Link buzzes...it's The Hive!...no please, not the Hive...these guys are
always trouble...ok lets try and make friends...you want all my scientific discoveries
to date huh?....how about no fule! ..yeah...well bite me!...A truce? well ok.
A shedload more turns go by, I discover a ton of stuff that I have no idea
what to do with...I have Drone riots...I figure out that's Docters are *good*.
I keep trying to zoom out of see my growing terrority (like Civ4) but we're
isometric only here baby. Building bases is B, farming is F and Fortifying
is...is...*scratching head*....ah "Hold"...H.
Times passes with me building things for no other reason but to see what
they do...Child Creches, Recreation Rooms, Command Centers. I meet a
ton of other factions, make friends with Spartans, The Unis & the Peace
Keepers.. stand impassively as Miriam spits in my eye and calls me
heathen swine! ..Like I care, those nutballs are on the other side of the
world to me! Cuss away fules.
I even manage to find the social engineering screen and decide to go
Democratic-Green-Knowledge...don't really know what these do but hey
it's the kinda gals we Gaians are!
It is during this golden age, that the lovable Hive decide to declare Vendetta!
They attack my terrority with loads of spacesuited figures pushing shopping
trolleys..hah...have at you with my Mind Worms legions...pretty good...the
worms kick Hive butt!...Then my awesome stack of 2 Scout Rovers,
1 Impact Rover & Space Dude with Impact Shopping Trolley blitzkrieg
towards the THE HIVE base like a hedgehog swimming in treacle....many
*many* turns later the death stack finally arrives outside the base and
attack and.....are killed to a man/woman/person/thing .
I now have no attack units bar a few healing worms and a load of bases
garrisoned with Scout Infantry. Hmmm...the Chairmen moves a *. .. .. .. .* load
of shopping trolley pushing dudes towards one of my bases.
It is then I get a tech breakthrough...Doctrine: Flight...I can build jets!. All
my bases drop everything and start building Chaos Jets...after many more
turns, the tide of shopping trolley wielding Hive Men are turned back. Jets
fly like 10 squares and kill things with impunity!...What I'd give for something
like this in Civ4!
I group a pile of 8 Chaos Jets in a base nearest to Hive terrority and send them in a wave against THE HIVE base...bam! bam! bam! bam!...the jet's
are just as awesome against entenched defenders as blokes out in the open.
I blast the tar outta the defenders.
The Chairman comes on-line begging for a truce...not this time fule ...
this time...your going down!
The Jets + 1 Chaos Rover & a couple of Synmetal Infantry mop up all of
the HIVE's cities...and they have a lot of cities!..almost twice as many as
mine...but with the Jets & the the solitary Rover on the ground it's a breeze.
I now own the continent and the Hive are reduced to 2 sea based cities
far far outta the range of my Commando Chaos Jets.
and then I looked at the time...and it was 1.58am...time for bed.
SMAC's not too shabby even after all this time.
Cheers
Elras
Booted SMAC up for the first time in years last night and I thought I'd
share the experience and compare it to Civ4.
Ok, lets start this baby, patches in, CPU fixes in....game loads...with my
Yahoo widgets remaining on top (thou corrupted)..hey at least the
games starting so mustn't grumble.
Ah, the start screen, the voice...lets play a normal game, standard sized
planet and go at Specialist level...play as the Gaians (cause the picture
of Deirdre looks quite hot)...right we're rolling and we're down.
Ok I've landed, the screen's almost a complete black with a white grid
superimposed...my landing site plus a few squares is all I have for
company. The land's all red and has patches of weird 'wound' coloured
terrain which the computer tells me is xenofungus...I get scared.
*SLAP*
Snap outta it Soldier, this is new alien planet..it's supposed to be scary!
Ok, I have a base and a Scout. Hmmmm...How'd you move the
little basta...oh I see...draw a little green line and Mr Scout moves right
along with it...Right what tech areas do I want to concentrate in?
*shrug*
...I don't know..
hmmm..ok lets go with Discover and Power...lets go green with big sticks.
A few turns go by, I capture a few mind worms, ah the mind worm v
unit battle music....satisfying squelchy sound. Mr Scout and his
merry band search in all directions...so far no sign of anyone else.
Hello...we discover something called the Pholtus Ridge...sounds good.
I check back at base...and discover I've built 2 more Scout Infantry and
it's building a 3rd one!...Stop that...what else can we build?...Hmmm..."Formers"
right...I remember those...lets have a few of those.
A lot more turns go by, a build a few more bases, kill a staggering amount
of Mind Worms...what up with these fellas?...I'm +1 Planet dudes..your
supposed to LOVE me!...however the G'ah obstinately refuse to join me!
The Comm Link buzzes...it's The Hive!...no please, not the Hive...these guys are
always trouble...ok lets try and make friends...you want all my scientific discoveries
to date huh?....how about no fule! ..yeah...well bite me!...A truce? well ok.
A shedload more turns go by, I discover a ton of stuff that I have no idea
what to do with...I have Drone riots...I figure out that's Docters are *good*.
I keep trying to zoom out of see my growing terrority (like Civ4) but we're
isometric only here baby. Building bases is B, farming is F and Fortifying
is...is...*scratching head*....ah "Hold"...H.
Times passes with me building things for no other reason but to see what
they do...Child Creches, Recreation Rooms, Command Centers. I meet a
ton of other factions, make friends with Spartans, The Unis & the Peace
Keepers.. stand impassively as Miriam spits in my eye and calls me
heathen swine! ..Like I care, those nutballs are on the other side of the
world to me! Cuss away fules.
I even manage to find the social engineering screen and decide to go
Democratic-Green-Knowledge...don't really know what these do but hey
it's the kinda gals we Gaians are!
It is during this golden age, that the lovable Hive decide to declare Vendetta!
They attack my terrority with loads of spacesuited figures pushing shopping
trolleys..hah...have at you with my Mind Worms legions...pretty good...the
worms kick Hive butt!...Then my awesome stack of 2 Scout Rovers,
1 Impact Rover & Space Dude with Impact Shopping Trolley blitzkrieg
towards the THE HIVE base like a hedgehog swimming in treacle....many
*many* turns later the death stack finally arrives outside the base and
attack and.....are killed to a man/woman/person/thing .
I now have no attack units bar a few healing worms and a load of bases
garrisoned with Scout Infantry. Hmmm...the Chairmen moves a *. .. .. .. .* load
of shopping trolley pushing dudes towards one of my bases.
It is then I get a tech breakthrough...Doctrine: Flight...I can build jets!. All
my bases drop everything and start building Chaos Jets...after many more
turns, the tide of shopping trolley wielding Hive Men are turned back. Jets
fly like 10 squares and kill things with impunity!...What I'd give for something
like this in Civ4!
I group a pile of 8 Chaos Jets in a base nearest to Hive terrority and send them in a wave against THE HIVE base...bam! bam! bam! bam!...the jet's
are just as awesome against entenched defenders as blokes out in the open.
I blast the tar outta the defenders.
The Chairman comes on-line begging for a truce...not this time fule ...
this time...your going down!
The Jets + 1 Chaos Rover & a couple of Synmetal Infantry mop up all of
the HIVE's cities...and they have a lot of cities!..almost twice as many as
mine...but with the Jets & the the solitary Rover on the ground it's a breeze.
I now own the continent and the Hive are reduced to 2 sea based cities
far far outta the range of my Commando Chaos Jets.
and then I looked at the time...and it was 1.58am...time for bed.
SMAC's not too shabby even after all this time.
Cheers
Elras