Bad things mwahaha

[Angst]

Hypothetically, which of these bad things would you preferably not let happen:



1. Your partner leaves you for a 10-year-old

2. Win the lottery of 100.000 dollars and your dog eats the winning number

3. You break your arm seven places

4. Marching 30 kilometres for water in a desert just to find out that it's back where you started

5. Drinking liquid human fat

6. Discovering this thread

7. Become Swedish

Please imagine, that the one you choose will be the only one you won't experience. And all the other events will happen during next week.

Note: It was by purpose not a poll. If anyone have another suggestion, you may post it. However, it must be equally terrorizing to experience.

 

[Bill3000]

"let happen to you the least?"

 

[Angst]

"let happen to you the least?"

ehh damn im not good at english..

What would ehm... not let happen of all the events, if you could choose which?

 

[Leonel]

I probably don't want to drink liquid human fat. That stuff tastes nasty!

And I think OP means "In which order would you least like these events to happen to you." I think. I know what he's talking about! But it's hard to articulate!

 

[REX GRACCHVS]

um, I think the OP is saying "of the listed scenarios, imagine you haqd to suffer all but one, which would be the one you do not suffer".

that said, I would like to avoid #4... That would be bad...

 

[Japanrocks12]

leaving me for a ten year old kid

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Since that would cause my hypothetical partner (I assume you mean, "romantic") to go to jail, that would be bad.

I don't ever want to own a dog or play the lottery, so that isn't likely.

I've only ever broken my arm in the one place, I imagine seven would hurt.

I try to stay out of deserts.

Liquid human fat would make me vomit.

I am posting, can't be that bad right?

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

What's wrong with #2 happing to you? You end up just as well off as you started.

 

[Warman17]

3. You break your arm seven places

or

4. Marching 30 kilometres for water in a desert just to find out that it's back where you started

 

[Snowball]

I would drink liquid human fat, break my arm in seven places, and the others for 100,000 dollars any day. liquid fat does sound pretty bad, though.

 

[SG-17]

Number 6

If I am understanding his engrish correctly.

 

[Swedishguy]

2. Win the lottery of 100.000 dollars and your dog eats the winning number

This one. Why? Because it'd mean I have a dog!

 

[Colonel]

numeral uno

 

[Bill3000]

Number 7: Become Swedish.

 

[History_Buff]

As I am currently painfully single, number 2.

 

[puglover]

#2. The disappointment would be huge, and I wouldn't want to get angry at my dog.

That's the only one that wouldn't make an awesome story afterwards.

 

[Angst]

Number 7: Become Swedish.

Haha, shall I add it to the list?

 

[azzaman333]

Number 7: Become Swedish.

That really would suck.

Haha, shall I add it to the list?

Yes, add it.

 

[dcbandicoot]

(1) would be hilarious. (3) would heal soon enough. (6) is what it is. (4) would suck given an increased distance, but thats about 18 miles so doable so long as you know where you're going. At 3-4 mph, one could do it in a single day, there and back. So it's a matter of whether I want $100k or if I prefer to avoid drinking human fat. But with my luck I'll lose the ticket anyway. So the winner is...

5!

 

[AL_DA_GREAT]

The 10 year old. completely immoral.