A proper statement would have been something along the lines of this:
"I would love a world in which everyone was Christian, most religious people want others to join them for whatever reason. But I'm not going to mock or insult those of other religions, and I'm certainly not going to put myself forward as an ideal Christian, because I am surely among the worst sinners imaginable. Especially since I'm Ann Coulter, and I twist the Christian religion so horribly that the God I worship doesn't resemble anything depicted in the Bible, and I should be struck down right now for being such a pathetic failure of a Christian. Indeed, if I, Ann Coulter, am an example of a typical Christian, I urge everyone to convert to any religion other than Chrsitianity."