Bearskin, Beret, or Pickelhaube

[Bugfatty300]

Beret:

Oooooo panty line alert!

 

[Godwynn]

Oooooo panty line alert!

Good catch!

 

[Supr49er]

Are all Bearskin troops led by a Pirate? The one in the back left of the formation looks like Cousin It... I mean, c'mon, the bearskin is covering his nose.

Berets only look good when worn US-style.

WTH! Are those panty lines on those red beret wearers?

 

[Communisto]

Real men have hats that can kill.

 

[Till]

Robopig where did you get that picture? What is it?

Don't ask, don't tell.

 

[Israelite9191]

The Internet is flooded with Anti-Germanism!

Francophilia, my good sir.

 

[azzaman333]

How can you say no to a hat with a big spike on the top of it?

 

[North King]

If I were doing an evil empire, I'd pick the pickelhaube, of course.

But I'm not. When we bring freedom to the world (kicking its rear while we do it), we wear berets, not some weird spikey hat which just looks like we want to impale the locals.

The above is not entirely serious. But I will say that the berets really do look better for non-evil nations.

 

[CCRunner]

The baseball cap and bikini and also French. More emphasis on the bikini.

I hate those too. Always unnecessarily covering stuff up...

 

[Ecofarm]

When we bring freedom to the world (kicking its rear while we do it)

Sad but true; life's not perfect.

 

[Dachs]

Francophilia, my good sir.

Why? ten jewish characters

 

[Ecofarm]

Because their rude, smelly and surrender alot?

 

[Israelite9191]

Because France is the birthplace of the Enlightenment values that form the foundation of modernity. Oh, and the cuisine; any foodie that does not adore la Patrie ought to be drawn and quartered.