February 1, 900 AD
Movie Theatre, Imperial Palace
Berlin, Germany
9:12 p.m.
Any last words? growled the villainous Songhai General Ali to the two leads onscreen.
You may have won this fight, General, replied the dashing Lt. Schmidt, played by the veteran actor Klaus Zeletmann. You will, however, lose the war, and you and your foolish King will disappear into the pages of history within the year.
It will be even sooner than that, said Miss Marlene, pointing out the window. Those are German Panthers, coming to rescue us even now. Suddenly the mood was broken by a knock on the theatre door. Now what? Come in! said the Chancellor aloud.
The chamberlain duly came in, and bowed quickly to his leader. I'm sorry to disturb you, my Chancellor. Minister von Landsheid is here with news of the war.
Can't it wait for a few minutes, Father? said Prinzessin Elsa. The movie is almost over, and you know what Dr. Kneibel said about you taking it a little easier.
I must set a good example as Chancellor, was her father's response. It would never do to delay the Military Minister unnecessarily. Rudi, tell the good Minister to come down here to the theatre. No doubt he might like to see the end of the film as well.
As you command, my Chancellor, replied the chamberlain, and departed at once on his errand. A few seconds later he returned, with the Military Minister just behind him. The Minister stopped short upon seeing the Chancellor's family, most of whom were looking at him balefully. My apologies, my Chancellor. I could certainly wait a few minutes.
No, no, Hans. Let us hear the latest news of the war.
Er...yes, my Chancellor. I am pleased to tell you that tanks from the 5th Anatevka Panthers have broken through the defenses at Balkan. The city is now under German control. We have quite a few damaged tanks, mostly broken tracks and the like, but relatively few casualties.
Excellent, Hans. That is just the news I wanted to hear. So, I trust you have plans to press forward to Bakharden?
Indeed, my Chancellor, replied the Military Minister, looking a little nervous. Our latest intelligence is that the latter city is rather poorly defended with only two garrison divisions. Marshall von Rommel reports that our tanks can be in position to attack the city within the next week or so. Even better, once Bakharden falls, the last Turkish fur producing regions near Uskudar will be vulnerable to our attack. Their loss will be a bitter blow indeed to the Sultan.
Does that mean, Minister, that we might all get another fur coat? asked the young Prinzessin Traudl. I do hope so! Even the Military Minister cracked a rare smile at her comment. I could not say, Prinzessin Traudl. That will be up to your father and grandfather.
Then, Hans, replied the Chancellor, you will give the good Marshall von Rommel whatever tank support he may need to proceed with this plan. And yes, Traudl, I think we shall all get another fur coat once our forces succeed. The Chancellor smiled at his faithful Minister as he continued, That goes for you as well, Hans. Surely you have earned it.
For the second time the Military Minister looked a bit surprised, though he recovered quickly. Thank you, my Chancellor. That is most generous of you. Another knock sounded at the door. Come in! said the Chancellor.
The chamberlain came in, and bowed once again to his leader. Your pardon, my Chancellor. Minister von Bohr has arrived and requests to see you at once.
I'll never get to see the end of this movie at this rate, mused the Chancellor. Very well, Rudi. Send Niels down here at once.
It shall be done, my Chancellor, replied the chamberlain. Presently the Science Minister arrived, and, like his military colleague before him, looked uneasy at the Chancellor's assembled family. Er...my Chancellor, I was not told that you were not alone.
That is quite all right, Niels, replied the Chancellor genially. Now, you have news to report?
A request, actually, my Chancellor. You will of course recall the test we conducted in the Palace itself a few weeks ago. We at the Imperial Science Ministry have analyzed the anomalous signal we detected, and there appears to be a regular, repeating pattern. There is some disagreement, but most of the experts believe that the signal is...artificially generated.
Is the signal some sort of message, then, Minister? asked Prinz Helmut.
Quite possibly, Prinz Helmut. In any event, we propose that we make efforts to confirm such a thing. The plan is tentatively called the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We could, by diverting Constantinople's factories to this project, complete it within three years or so.
And what if this is a natural signal after all, Minister? replied Prinz Helmut. We would then waste years of work with nothing to show for it.
I think not, Prinz Helmut, said the Science Minister. We could, at the very least, greatly improve our astronomical knowledge, with all sorts of ancillary benefits to our overall research programs. After all, our existing navy is more than sufficient to deal with a few small barbarian galleys in distant reaches of the oceans.
I agree, Niels, decided the Chancellor. Besides, I think we cannot afford to take the chance that this mysterious signal is some sort of message. I want you and Axel to work out the details, and proceed on this SETI program you mentioned.
It shall be done, my Chancellor.
Excellent. Perhaps you and Hans would care to stay for the last few minutes of the film?
We should be delighted, my Chancellor, replied the Military Minister, as his colleague nodded in agreement. Indeed, my Chancellor.
Then, said the Chancellor with a smile, I shall get to see the end of the film after all.