Bombing Canada, worth the cost?

[caketastydelish]

They have Celine Dion, awesome health care, a trade surplus, and more. It would be super-awesome if america could clam this for itself. Which brings the question. Is bombing Canada worth the cost?

 

[GoodGame]

Canada bombards the US with its awesome folk culture. There's no chance of a retaliatory strike since we have already been culture flipped by Toronto, the beauty of British Columbia, and the fishiness of New Foundland.

 

[Cull]

Mexico>Canada.

I mean at least Mexico recognizes gay marriage.

 

[cardgame]

but if we bomb them we could destroy those things.

 

[GoodGame]

But Canada does a better job of recognizing "First Nations" while Mexico historically forces them to revolt.

 

[classical_hero]

I am sure that the Canadian would welcome their true overlords.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

Celine Dion would just scare off the bombs with her songs & her face so you cant bomb them.

 

[Glassfan]

Here in Ohio, we are constantly being bombarded by "Canadian Fronts", and if driving my SUV can push the Earth's fragile climate equilibrium into a warmer, more compassionate Great White North, then I'm willing to do my part.

 

[LucyDuke]

America basically owns Canada anyway.

USA #1

 

[The Imp]

You make Gordon Lightfoot cry.

 

[Oishi]

Just one screeeech of Dion will disable all the ballistic missiles headed for Toronto.

nvm. Her song could destroy the Pacific Northwest.

 

[Patroklos]

Using Dion would be the most thorugh example of scorched earth policy in history. Is Canada willing to inflict that on themselves?

 

[Bast]

Link to video.

Vive Céline!

 

[Oishi]

Vive Céline!

Potah wala akong maintindihan!
<snip>, I can't understand a thing!

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[Heretic_Cata]

Wait a second - isn't making Celine Dion sing, against the Geneva Protocol ?

 

[Esckey]

Yes, yes it is. And we're not afraid to use her either!

 

[bhsup]

I happen to like Gordon, Celine, and Anne Murray.

That said, there's oil in that thar sand! We'll take everything west of Ontario, thanks.

 

[GoodGame]

I happen to like Gordon, Celine, and Anne Murray.

That said, there's oil in that thar sand! We'll take everything west of Ontario, thanks.

But we got it in Dakota too!! And maybe we could just try some "slant drilling" without an actual bombing!?!?!

 

[bhsup]

But then we don't get to drop bombs...

 

[Tee Kay]

Canada Delenda Est!