Boot kissing?

[Mzrokks]

<Row Tag="TXT_KEY_GENERIC_BOOT_KISSING_1">
<Text>It is clear to all that you are a wise and mighty ruler. I ask that you might also be compassionate towards those like myself who are weak.</Text>
</Row>


<Row Tag="TXT_KEY_GENERIC_BOOT_KISSING_2">
<Text>Oh great one, my hope is that you will long serve as a paragon of strength and virtue for lesser leaders such as myself.</Text>
</Row>



I even wrote one myself:

<Row Tag="TXT_KEY_GENERIC_BOOT_KISSING_3">
<Text>Wise and generous leader, allow me to become a vassal state to you, give you my possessions, and massage your feet.</Text>

 

[SpearMan153]

nice work

 

[lordsurya08]

Haha, lol.

Change the AI boot kissing to this: "Dear genius player, even we, the mighty [insert civilization name] have been sabotaged by a dipsh*t AI. Do please give us [insert item]"

 

[jtb1127]

haha
What they could say is "I hope our to people will get along great. But my words are hollow, as I have every intention of denouncing you very soon. Beware."