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'Bro, do you even whip?' - Civ IV memes thread

Discussion in 'Civ4 - General Discussions' started by lindsay40k, Jul 11, 2013.

  1. whitelaughter

    whitelaughter Chieftain

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  2. Timsup2nothin

    Timsup2nothin Another drone in the hive mind

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  3. happygoluck

    happygoluck Chieftain

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    best thread ever

     
  4. happygoluck

    happygoluck Chieftain

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    also, in some my old game i meet this:
    Spoiler :
     
  5. The Snug

    The Snug The Civ Heretic

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    My God, this thread was funny.
     
  6. bhavv

    bhavv Glorious World Dictator

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    Not really a meme, but:

    AI city placement logic:

    Spoiler :
     
  7. Windsor

    Windsor Flawless

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    Nothing wrong with that city. Khmer is doomed if Germany plays it correctly.
     
  8. bhavv

    bhavv Glorious World Dictator

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    Except I culture flipped and destroyed it within the next 10 turns. Bismark even wanted to trade it to me for free, but I refused as I couldnt destroy it then.
     
  9. vincentz

    vincentz Programmer

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  10. TheSunIsDark

    TheSunIsDark Settled Great Scientist

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    And automated (I assume they're automated, given that they're building farms on all the floodplains, which should have cottages) worker logic.
     
  11. NihilZero

    NihilZero WHEOOHRNY

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    ^ I'm guessing he's farming his floodplains to run specialists, since he has the 'Mids.
     
  12. bhavv

    bhavv Glorious World Dictator

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    Yup....5char.

    I changed them to cottages later.
     
  13. pomthom

    pomthom Drive & Reverb

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    Never mind
     
  14. AdamCrock

    AdamCrock Master of Darkness

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    WoooooooooW !!!!!! Vince ! Here's the "creator" (The phrase "creator" is used because it sounds more cool ! :D) of my favourite mod ! I still play it ! Your son is beelining good techs ! ... but he needs to trade them at some point with "pee pee" technology and not "wee wee" technology but I feel he is on a good track !!!! ^^ All the best man ! ^^
     
  15. lindsay40k

    lindsay40k Chieftain

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    William Adams, retainer to Tokugawa Ieyasu


    Now, this is a story all about how
    My life got flipped-turned upside down
    And I’d like like to take a minute, just sit there, you
    I’ll tell you how I became bannerman of a man called Toku

    In Gillingham & Limehouse, born and raised
    Naval service is how I spent most of my days
    Shipbuildin’, navigation, usin’ telescopes
    Then piloting for the Dutch East India Co
    When a couple of waves who were up to no good
    Crippled all our ships ‘cause they were made of wood
    We sailed to Kyūshū, and our greeters were shocked
    And said “とく と とくとく とくと”

    I was taken to Ieyasu and when we had talked
    He took my cannons and had me build ships for war
    If anything, I was missing my kids and my wife
    But he said, forget them, you are now Samurai!

    I found work as a factor for international traders
    And said to the Jesuits, 'Yo Holmes, smell ya later!'
    I looked at my fiefdom, I was finally home
    To sit on my throne as the English Daimyo
     
  16. Drakarska

    Drakarska Epic Dadness

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    Heh, Will Smith would be proud of that rap.
     
  17. Moai_Spammer

    Moai_Spammer Nihilandros

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    :clap:
     
  18. Tristan_C

    Tristan_C Chieftain

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    すばらしい
     
  19. reddishrecue

    reddishrecue Chieftain

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    Got some great stuff.
     
  20. TheMulattoMaker

    TheMulattoMaker Dictator of RF

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    :trophy: Win. So much win.
     

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