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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by hobbsyoyo, Sep 16, 2012.

  1. hobbsyoyo

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    In an internet filled with darkness, mistery and misery, there is one lone website that shines as a beacon of reason and enlightenment. Fighting against trolls, flamers and buttclowns of all manner - the posters on this site continue to bring the light of love and respect to every corner of the internets with kittehs and useless polls.

    But an election looms, and nonsense abounds. Who knows what Thunderfall of doom awaits the poor, useless posters of this forum? Can they reach consesus on anything before the doomsday clock runs out? Or will the Quackers rule the roost?

    There's no telling what will happen in this roller coaster of logic bombs and fallacies.


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    Based on a novel by hobbsyoyo. Written and Directed by Trollface​


    This thread is the place for funny, enlightening and otherwise awesome CFCer quotes!

    (Don't repost any comments that earned a yellow- or red- card infraction. Also, the 'worst moment of my life' thread is strictly off-limits)
     
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  2. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    "I wish I could vote this year so I could vote Democrat" - GhostWriter16
     
  3. GhostWriter16

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    I stand by this BTW.
     
  4. hobbsyoyo

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    This isn't an attack thread, so no need to defend stuff. It's just for quotes that were amusing, crazy, enlightening or whatnot.
     
  5. GhostWriter16

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    I hope everyone knows that this post also included "Or libertarian, or one of the Pauls" and was written with the intent of punishing the GOP for election fraud at the RNC rather than ANY support for Democrats.
     
  6. Disgustipated

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    LOL thanks. I miss the days of being quoted (back when I used to post at that other place) for my nonsensical posts. My writing style is shall we say, unique. I'm the type of guy who in school would get A's in math, and C's in English. I still haven't figured this language out...
     
  7. Leoreth

    Leoreth Prince of Blood Moderator

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    My Establishing Character Moment for GW was his statement (paraphrasing): "According to scientific and physical laws, explosions don't create anything, therefore the Big Bang Theory is wrong."
     
  8. hobbsyoyo

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    That was the whole intention of the thread, to give us a place to poke fun of each other and ourselves. Clearly I was mistaken in believing people that some people wouldn't be so immature to use it to garner more attention for no reason.:(

    For the record, I'm already ready to ask for the thread to be closed. I thought we could all make fun of each other and I didn't want anyone to be singled out. I also believe some people are clearly incapable of rolling with the theme and not trying to make everything about themselves, now that I've seen exactly this happen.

    Let's just not quote GhostWriter16 - he's come close enough to killing the idea already.
     
  9. GhostWriter16

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    Did I really say "Scientifical" rather than "Scientific"?

    I'll admit that the concept (Of an explosion creating the universe) is bizarre to me, doubly so when you consider that allegedly no intelligent designer was behind it.
     
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    Skwink FRIIIIIIIIIITZ

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    "I don't have a job" -Civgeneral
     
  11. hobbsyoyo

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    Stop.
     
  12. GhostWriter16

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    OK, come on. Seriously? Hasn't he been picked on enough?

    This thread won't last past the first moderator clicking on it since the whole point is to make fun of certain members. This one, however, is particularly mean IMO, and much more so than the quotes that were quoted about me in spite of the fact that both were taken out of context:crazyeye:
     
  13. Quackers

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    GW has already posted in this thread. I'm offering odds at 1/10 for the first page to have at least 1 one post concerning Slavery/CSA and Christianity ;)
     
  14. Crezth

    Crezth 話說天下大勢分久必合合久必分

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    "[The gypsies'] integration has failed and as of now, they're mostly a burder [sic] to the countries they live in, especially the Central and Eastern European ones. If they decided they want to leave for India, I guess a lot of people would rejoice." - Winner
     
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    Yep. This one:)
     
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    Joecoolyo 99% Lightspeed

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    This thread needs more quotes :(
     
  17. hobbsyoyo

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    Dig up some good ones!
     
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    'He was too busy crapping on Ireland and Scotland to notice his own birthday!' - hobbsyoyo
     
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    i'd have sean connery measure the amount of times you stubbed your toes against the amount of times you let an opportunity to have homosexual sex pass with a pair of scales. - holy king


    have sex with a reverse mermaid.

    that would be all.


    - holy king
     
  20. Crezth

    Crezth 話說天下大勢分久必合合久必分

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    "Global warming is a myth made up between an alliance of corrupt scientists and politicians in order to brainwash the American people into higher taxes and regulation." - The_Tyrant

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    On wind turbines:

    "They're unreliable, produce tiny amounts of energy, ruin the landscape and only work when the wind is blowing." - Quackers

    "Yes, but enough about the English." - Traitorfish
     
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