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(BTS) Monty's Awesome 18 Civ Earth Conquest MARATHON!

Discussion in 'Civ4 - Stories & Tales' started by Monty on da Run, Jun 24, 2012.

  1. Monty on da Run

    Monty on da Run Chieftain

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    Hello, Monty here, and I have decided to start a game as myself in 18 Civ Earth.
    Since I am a complete n00b, I am playing on cheiftan :)mischief:) and I plan to rule the world. Or a chunk of it. Or a continent. Or a patch of land. Anyway, I will become the best ruler of Montylandus. Ever.
    Chapter 1 coming soon.

    (P.S- Constructive critisism would help. Tear my story apart if you feel that way, I can handle it.:goodjob:)
     
  2. Monty on da Run

    Monty on da Run Chieftain

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    Also, if someone can educate me on how to put up screenshots, that would be outstanding.
    :confused:
     
  3. Gruekiller

    Gruekiller Back From The Beyond

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    Welcome to the crazy land of Civ 4 S&T, where no one is as epic as they claim to be! (Except me :D )

    The easiest way is to set up an Imgur account. Just click 'images' at the top lefthand corner afterwards, then 'Computer' off to the right, select the file, and upload it. You can then post the URL of the file and wrap image tags around it to make it show up in your post. Hope that helps!

    Best of luck with your story!
     
  4. Daedwartin

    Daedwartin Chieftain

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    [party][party]:band::band:[party][party]:rockon::rockon::dance::dance:
    Welcome, ModR, to the land where the strong control all and the weak "cultured" people burn, where the advanced destroy the primitive, where the UN is a tool for world domination, where democracy is just a means of building things quicker while communism is the most effective economy for large empires more often than not, where those who conquer the quickest and than keep control of their spoils are the most respected, where men love to start as cavemen on their trip 2 the cosmos, the heavens fall twice with incantations of unbelievable power, where the ultimate religious authority is a white, radioactive rock that can burst forth sometimes with the radiance of a thousand suns[1], where the forecast is continued war in a hell-hole of eternal war with a 100% chance of mushroom clouds.

    This is Civfanatics. Only The the strong will flourish under its members iron rule and titanium fists. The weak will be perished, the strong ganged on, the cunning survive.
     
  5. Monty on da Run

    Monty on da Run Chieftain

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    Thanks to Gruekiller for the valuable info.
    And thanks to Daedwartin for the outstanding intro.
    I shall begin working on the story right away, I have played it through.
     
  6. Monty on da Run

    Monty on da Run Chieftain

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    And now, what you have all been waiting for... (commence drum roll...)
    MONTY'S 18 CIV EARTH CONQUEST!
    :band::band::band:

    And here is my licence to take this world by storm...


    Here is our humble beginings, as a small town... the citizens of Monylandus were oblivoious to their furture epicness, an empire more epic than MoreEpicThanYou himself...



    Right from the start, people belive in some silly entitiy...:confused:



    We also meet up with America, which is only good for :beer:



    Shortly after, we expand north since everything south of us is... um...:vomit:



    After this great start, Monty has big plans for the world. Tune in next time for some more arguably exiting stuff!
    (P.S, please comment, I don't want to continue a story nobody likes.)
    (P.P.S, can you see the images? they showup as a box with a red x in it, I'm sure you have seen it before.)
     
  7. zbelg

    zbelg Chieftain

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    You aren't directly linking to your images, you're linking to the HTML preview page for them, so they aren't show up. On imgur, open the image in a new window/tab and you will get the correct URL. For example, instead of this-
    {IMG}http://imgur.com/5H4Y6{/IMG}

    Post this-
    {IMG}http://i.imgur.com/5H4Y6.jpg{/IMG}

    (substituting the brackets of course)

    And you will get this...
    Spoiler :



    Great name by the way. I immediately heard this when I read it. :D
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpsN14TFy90
     
  8. Monty on da Run

    Monty on da Run Chieftain

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    1st- Thanks.
    2nd- All better.
    3rd- I like puns, so that's how I came up with my name.
     
  9. Monty on da Run

    Monty on da Run Chieftain

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    And now, time for the continuation of...

    Monty's 18 Civ Earth Conqqqquuueeeessssstttt!!!!!!

    Hypothetical Crowd- :clap::worship::bowdown::woohoo::drool::beer::thanx::high5::rockon:
    Thank you, thank you. In this episode, some stuff happens. LIKE THIS!


    More deites to bow down to!:D

    That's right, we are the largest empire in the world. MoreEpicThanYou would be proud.



    Meanwhile...​


    We were at war with America. It was a disgrace, as after much bloodshed we took their worst city, only to have it be taken back just a few years later. Conviniently, no images from that incident were avalable due to oppressive goverment lack of funds.:goodjob:

    Anyway... A new city was founded, no picture because photographer shortages
    stupid photographers. And...

    WONDERS!




    Great times are appon us! For example, a new age...



    And yet another god...



    Anyway, the non-conquest is over, the stage is set, and its about to get real...

    Montylandus as of now...



    The known world (I sent a couple of scouts out)

     
  10. Monty on da Run

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    Yet another update! 3 in one night! Eat your heart out, Yoshi and ImMoreEpicThanYou!
    but anyway....
    IT IS COOOOONNNNNNQUEST TIME!!!!

    :aargh::aargh::clap::clap::band::band::dance::run:

    This time, we start out with two introductions...

    In this corner, we have everybodies favorite food/wonder, THE CHICKEN PIZZA!!!! :worship:



    And in the other corner, 8 units strong, (3 are invisible!) we have: THE JAGUAR STRIKE SQUAD!!!!



    With their powers combined, they redefine owning the cheiftain AI ;)

    Rosy, it's time to DIE! :ar15: (Pretend that the rifle is a club, and you get the idea)




    NOW DI- wait... This just in, we build the Buddhist holy building.



    NOW DIEEEEEEE!!!!!:mwaha::mwaha::aargh::aargh::ar15:



    Actually, the conquest went half well.:) New York was painless, not a scratch on my squad.:D Two were left behind, making the Washington squad have 6 units.:p Only two made it out the battle of Washington, though.:sad:

    My defenses severely batterd, I made a quick peace treaty to stop killing for a while.:cry:



    Finally, we received a Great General in our capital after Rosy War 1. He shall help immensly...

    OOOO SUSPENSE!
     
  11. strijder20

    strijder20 Wallowing in irony

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    ... You're a lurker, obviously ;)
     
  12. Monty on da Run

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    I was... And kind of still am...:smug:
     
  13. hoplitejoe

    hoplitejoe Top fun-poster

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    You can't be a lurker after you post :p
     
  14. Monty on da Run

    Monty on da Run Chieftain

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    :woohoo:Well then, I am not a lurker anymore! :woohoo:
     
  15. Tambien

    Tambien Theseus, Duke of Athens

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    :lmao: This is hilarious. Keep going!
     
  16. trexeric

    trexeric (or backwards 'cirexert')

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    Congrats on not being a lurker anymore!
    Oh, and on the story.
     
  17. Monty on da Run

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    Thanks for the feedback everyone it really helps.

    I shall have another update completed by tonight or tommorow morning...
    Depending on when I'm done with :beer: and my mental state after.

    Thanks!:)
     
  18. Emperor Bosco I

    Emperor Bosco I Guiding the flock

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    You found an acceptable place to use a barfy face! Genius! Which map are you using that gives accurate starting locations?
     
  19. Monty on da Run

    Monty on da Run Chieftain

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    I am using the 18 Civ Earth that comes in the game for Beyond the Sword.:)

    Also, can anyone tell me what it means to have your thread's title in bold? It went from regular text to a nice bold. Thanks
     
  20. NinjaCow64

    NinjaCow64 The Continuation of the Dream Supporter

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    CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU HAVE REACHED NEAR MY POINT IN INSANITY!!!!!! :crazyeye:

    And I mean that as a compliment. :)

    Welcome to the forums.
     

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