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CivEmperor

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All men are idiots, and I married their King.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

I Brake for no apparent reason.

Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

I love cats...they taste just like chicken.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Very funny, Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Keep honking...I'm reloading....
 
These are great. Some of the best ones I think I've ever seen.
 
i reay like the one: Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
 
Originally posted by CivEmperor
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

That's my new signature! :lol:
 
I used one of these as well:

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

so true sometimes...
 
If you dont like my driving, get off the sidewalk.

:lol:
 
Actual bumper stickers on my vehicle:

If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

Knowledge is power. Power Corrupts.
Study hard, be Evil.
 
this is going to be my new signature

:jesus:Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks your a jackass
 
Sweeeet. I definitely need ta get me one of those.

:splat: :band: :mwaha: :suicide: :love2: :spank:

Odd....
 
Anti-tailgating ones I'd like to see:

"If you can read this, you could be arrested for vehicular sodomy"

"Objects in mirror may be dumber than they appear"

"What part of the 2-second rule don't you get?"
 
A good one I've seen:

"God was my copilot - but then we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him."
 
"If I went any faster, I'd burn out the hamsters"
 
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