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Discussion in 'Imperium OffTopicum' started by Double A, Nov 25, 2019.

  1. Double A

    Double A ♫We got the guillotine♫

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    You know the rules.

    I am invading sonereal with 50 arthritic knights
     
  2. Ailedhoo

    Ailedhoo wonderer

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    While you do that I am going to annex all the isles with the gunboat diplomacy of my CRUISERS

     
  3. Danwar

    Danwar Warlord

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    You know me, just claiming the Chesapeake for an actually democratic country in the midst of the turmoil of global collapse as per usual...
     
  4. NinjaCow64

    NinjaCow64 The Continuation of the Dream Supporter

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    Assuming we are playing the Tudor Court Rules, I move the Soviet Union to Oxford Circus.
     
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  5. Tolina

    Tolina trust the pillars with your s e c r e t s

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    The Tudor Court Rules, being reactionary, are annulled by God's own people, the Diggers of London, and thus, you can't actually do that.
     
  6. Double A

    Double A ♫We got the guillotine♫

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    Apparently we do not all know the rules.

    The only rule of Calvinball that never changes is you can't play the same way twice.

    Seeing as Sonereal has not launched any sort of defense, I declare myself the victor of our conflict and claim his user title for myself.
     
  7. Danwar

    Danwar Warlord

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    I will officially declare a change to the rules of Calvinball. Now, the only rule is that Saber and Lucina are not deities.
     
  8. JohannaK

    JohannaK Careless Whisperer

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    I claim the Circus Circus for Circus Circus and that's a checkmate on the Soviet Union.
     
  9. MartinLuther

    MartinLuther look at this kawaii anime boy i found :)

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    Anyone in this thread smoke wheat?
     
  10. Tolina

    Tolina trust the pillars with your s e c r e t s

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    using any wheat-related products is strictly forbidden, that's the laws
     
  11. NinjaCow64

    NinjaCow64 The Continuation of the Dream Supporter

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    Damn, I’m in Nidd for three turns then.

    Hey Sonereal how’s it going?

    Correct. They are better than deities.

    I activate my trap card.

     
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  12. MartinLuther

    MartinLuther look at this kawaii anime boy i found :)

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  13. NinjaCow64

    NinjaCow64 The Continuation of the Dream Supporter

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    Using an image like that without a spoiler means that we must now call you Wimples the Clown as punishment.
     
  14. LordArgon

    LordArgon Chieftain

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    We the people of the Bermuda triangle accidentally declare war on ourselves. Seing the invading forces majestic might, we immediately surrender.
     
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  15. Double A

    Double A ♫We got the guillotine♫

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    Pretty good. My molotovs-for-patrol-cars charity is finally getting off the ground.
     
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  16. JohannaK

    JohannaK Careless Whisperer

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    I do Kids-4-Kars and spend the funds on Uyghur reeducation programs.
     
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  17. Crezth

    Crezth 話說天下大勢分久必合合久必分

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  18. JohannaK

    JohannaK Careless Whisperer

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    That's entrapment. You go to jail.
     
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  19. Thorvald of Lym

    Thorvald of Lym A Little Sketchy

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    excuse me there is ONE chinese race uyghurs are TURKISH invaders now check out my folder of 19yo swimsuit models PRINCESSESES
     
  20. poketwo

    poketwo Warlord

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    I use "devil's advocate" to force a nightmare dystopian state to be created in a random place in the world, under my TOTAL CONTROL!
     

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