Discussion in 'Imperium OffTopicum' started by Double A, Nov 25, 2019.
You know the rules.
I am invading sonereal with 50 arthritic knights
While you do that I am going to annex all the isles with the gunboat diplomacy of my CRUISERS
You know me, just claiming the Chesapeake for an actually democratic country in the midst of the turmoil of global collapse as per usual...
Assuming we are playing the Tudor Court Rules, I move the Soviet Union to Oxford Circus.
The Tudor Court Rules, being reactionary, are annulled by God's own people, the Diggers of London, and thus, you can't actually do that.
Apparently we do not all know the rules.
The only rule of Calvinball that never changes is you can't play the same way twice.
Seeing as Sonereal has not launched any sort of defense, I declare myself the victor of our conflict and claim his user title for myself.
I will officially declare a change to the rules of Calvinball. Now, the only rule is that Saber and Lucina are not deities.
I claim the Circus Circus for Circus Circus and that's a checkmate on the Soviet Union.
Anyone in this thread smoke wheat?
using any wheat-related products is strictly forbidden, that's the laws
Damn, I’m in Nidd for three turns then.
Hey Sonereal how’s it going?
Correct. They are better than deities.
I activate my trap card.
Using an image like that without a spoiler means that we must now call you Wimples the Clown as punishment.
We the people of the Bermuda triangle accidentally declare war on ourselves. Seing the invading forces majestic might, we immediately surrender.
Pretty good. My molotovs-for-patrol-cars charity is finally getting off the ground.
I do Kids-4-Kars and spend the funds on Uyghur reeducation programs.
I activate my trap card
That's entrapment. You go to jail.
excuse me there is ONE chinese race uyghurs are TURKISH invaders now check out my folder of 19yo swimsuit models PRINCESSESES
I use "devil's advocate" to force a nightmare dystopian state to be created in a random place in the world, under my TOTAL CONTROL!
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