Calvinnuclearfootball

[Crezth]

I sterilize China thus saving the world. I get all points.

 

[JohannaK]

She does.

 

[LordArgon]

Since nobody has any points, you get nothing.

 

[NinjaCow64]

I sterilize China thus saving the world. I get all points.

 

[Grandkhan]

I play Blue Eyes White Dragon in Attack Mode.

 

[LordArgon]

In response, I tap two blue Mana and three colorless and cast desertion on your blue eyes, having control of it. I then attack your life points directly.

 

[mayor]

I grab a lighter en burn your cards, thus crushing any hope you have of a card based victory.

 

[LordArgon]

You fool! I was playing using a digital medium!

 

[JohannaK]

Then I corrupt your files and hack into your account, rigging a school bus woeth of hostages taken at a bank robbery and rigges with explosive vests and ball bearings as a distraction while I transfer all your life points directly to my offshore accounts in the Cayman Islands and Hugh Jackman looks confusedly at an exploding helicopter.

 

[gay_Aleks]

nothing on the Internet is real, therefore, nothing lost.

 

[dragonprobably]

Dang, I wish I was real.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Dang, I wish I was real.

We have the technology to ensure you are real...

 

[Grandkhan]

I summon three blue eyes white dragons from my hand in a single turn.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I summon three blue eyes white dragons from my hand in a single turn.

Waitaminute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?

 

[Ailedhoo]

Invite the dragons for afternoon tea.

 

[LordArgon]

Hey that is only one tea cup! What are the other dragons supposed to drink from?

 

[Ailedhoo]

Tea cups for all!

 

[mayor]

An elephant smashes that china

 

[JohannaK]

I hire a Chinese hunter to kill that elephant.

 

[gay_Aleks]

she realizes that her marksman skills are better worth elsewhere than in shooting down unarmed, endangered and precious species, and she enlists in the PLA