Discussion in 'Imperium OffTopicum' started by Double A, Nov 25, 2019.
I sterilize China thus saving the world. I get all points.
Since nobody has any points, you get nothing.
I play Blue Eyes White Dragon in Attack Mode.
In response, I tap two blue Mana and three colorless and cast desertion on your blue eyes, having control of it. I then attack your life points directly.
I grab a lighter en burn your cards, thus crushing any hope you have of a card based victory.
You fool! I was playing using a digital medium!
Then I corrupt your files and hack into your account, rigging a school bus woeth of hostages taken at a bank robbery and rigges with explosive vests and ball bearings as a distraction while I transfer all your life points directly to my offshore accounts in the Cayman Islands and Hugh Jackman looks confusedly at an exploding helicopter.
nothing on the Internet is real, therefore, nothing lost.
Dang, I wish I was real.
We have the technology to ensure you are real...
I summon three blue eyes white dragons from my hand in a single turn.
Waitaminute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Invite the dragons for afternoon tea.
Hey that is only one tea cup! What are the other dragons supposed to drink from?
Tea cups for all!
An elephant smashes that china
I hire a Chinese hunter to kill that elephant.
she realizes that her marksman skills are better worth elsewhere than in shooting down unarmed, endangered and precious species, and she enlists in the PLA
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