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Discussion in 'Imperium OffTopicum' started by Double A, Nov 25, 2019.

  1. Crezth

    Crezth 話說天下大勢分久必合合久必分

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  2. JohannaK

    JohannaK Careless Whisperer

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    She does.
     
  3. LordArgon

    LordArgon Warlord

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    Since nobody has any points, you get nothing.
     
  4. NinjaCow64

    NinjaCow64 The Continuation of the Dream Supporter

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  5. Grandkhan

    Grandkhan Telvanni Master Wizard

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    I play Blue Eyes White Dragon in Attack Mode.
     
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  6. LordArgon

    LordArgon Warlord

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    In response, I tap two blue Mana and three colorless and cast desertion on your blue eyes, having control of it. I then attack your life points directly.
     
  7. mayor

    mayor Heart & Mind

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    I grab a lighter en burn your cards, thus crushing any hope you have of a card based victory.
     
  8. LordArgon

    LordArgon Warlord

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    You fool! I was playing using a digital medium!
     
  9. JohannaK

    JohannaK Careless Whisperer

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    Then I corrupt your files and hack into your account, rigging a school bus woeth of hostages taken at a bank robbery and rigges with explosive vests and ball bearings as a distraction while I transfer all your life points directly to my offshore accounts in the Cayman Islands and Hugh Jackman looks confusedly at an exploding helicopter.
     
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  10. Tolina

    Tolina trust the pillars with your s e c r e t s

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    nothing on the Internet is real, therefore, nothing lost.
     
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  11. MartinLuther

    MartinLuther look at this kawaii anime boy i found :)

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    Dang, I wish I was real.
     
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  12. Ailedhoo

    Ailedhoo wonderer

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    We have the technology to ensure you are real...

     
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  13. Grandkhan

    Grandkhan Telvanni Master Wizard

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    I summon three blue eyes white dragons from my hand in a single turn.
     
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  14. Thorvald of Lym

    Thorvald of Lym A Little Sketchy

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    Waitaminute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
     
  15. Ailedhoo

    Ailedhoo wonderer

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    Invite the dragons for afternoon tea.

     
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  16. LordArgon

    LordArgon Warlord

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    Hey that is only one tea cup! What are the other dragons supposed to drink from?
     
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  17. Ailedhoo

    Ailedhoo wonderer

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    Tea cups for all!

     
  18. mayor

    mayor Heart & Mind

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    An elephant smashes that china
     
  19. JohannaK

    JohannaK Careless Whisperer

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    I hire a Chinese hunter to kill that elephant.
     
  20. Tolina

    Tolina trust the pillars with your s e c r e t s

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    she realizes that her marksman skills are better worth elsewhere than in shooting down unarmed, endangered and precious species, and she enlists in the PLA
     

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