Caption Contest III: Electrifyingly Funny

[KaiserElectric]

Hello and welcome back to the long awaited revival of the Civfanatic's only

Electric's Caption Contest!


Yes it's back! With 100% more funny, 200% more pictures, and 12% less guacamole! (Although I'm not entirely sure about the last one.)

So what's a caption contest without pictures? Not a lot, I'm certain.



Have at it boys. Winners announced next Saturday.

 

[Zack]

Ever since the Emperor fell down a radiator shaft, stormtroopers have been desperate for jobs.

 

[choxorn]

Having run out of uniforms, the Army decided to issue the new recruit Stormtrooper Armor.

 

[kill fire]

Han soon found out that infiltrating the U.S Military wouldn't be quite as easy as sneaking into the Death Star had been.

 

[Double A]

The German soldier quickly found the American army advancing on Berlin, and decided to change sides, even though the uniform wasn't as awesome.

 

[Yared]

1) lololol the idiot fell for it
2) USARMY: srs bzns

 

[Omega124]

...And that's why the army doesn't recruit drunken Star Wars fans anymore.

 

[mgsmuhammad]

The marine task force gets to know the locals better.

 

[hell_hound]

Why does the emperor send me on diplomatic missions to such puny planets?

 

[Zack]

These aren't the soldiers you're looking for.

 

[W|M]

When I said to get a new Stormtrooper regiment, I meant one like the German stormtroopers...

 

[bestrfcplayer]

Where's Emperor Obama? I want to see him!

 

[Zack]

Winners?

 

[W|M]

Winners?

The Rebellion.

 

[KaiserElectric]

Patience is a virtue. There is no exact time of day for the update.

In any case, we have the winners here!

mgsmuhammad

The marine task force gets to know the locals better.

hell_hound

Why does the emperor send me on diplomatic missions to such puny planets?

kill fire

Han soon found out that infiltrating the U.S Military wouldn't be quite as easy as sneaking into the Death Star had been.

Congradulations kill fire! And here's the new picture! Have at it boys! I'm using way too many exclamation points! Awesome!

 

[W|M]

Come on Dexter, it's only Very Advanced Nuclear Physics! It's not rocket science or anything!

 

[choxorn]

So, how exactly do we go about blowing up New Jersey FOR SCIENCE?

 

[Zack]

Let's see you make THIS in your silly little lab!

 

[Reiser]

Dexter: "Uh, yes, but if I do use this on Mandark, won't the excessive force of this bomb spread over many houses, intoxicating them with radioactive waste?" *evil laugh*

 

[bestrfcplayer]

These aren't the Germans your looking for.