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Caption Contest III: Electrifyingly Funny

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by KaiserElectric, Jul 3, 2010.

  1. KaiserElectric

    KaiserElectric Total Freakin Besties

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    Hello and welcome back to the long awaited revival of the Civfanatic's only

    [party]Electric's Caption Contest![party]
    :rockon:

    Yes it's back! With 100% more funny, 200% more pictures, and 12% less guacamole! (Although I'm not entirely sure about the last one.)

    So what's a caption contest without pictures? Not a lot, I'm certain. :crazyeye:



    Have at it boys. Winners announced next Saturday.
     
  2. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    Ever since the Emperor fell down a radiator shaft, stormtroopers have been desperate for jobs.
     
  3. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    Having run out of uniforms, the Army decided to issue the new recruit Stormtrooper Armor.
     
  4. kill fire

    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    Han soon found out that infiltrating the U.S Military wouldn't be quite as easy as sneaking into the Death Star had been.
     
  5. Double A

    Double A ♫We got the guillotine♫

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    The German soldier quickly found the American army advancing on Berlin, and decided to change sides, even though the uniform wasn't as awesome.
     
  6. Yared

    Yared That Guy

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    1) lololol the idiot fell for it
    2) USARMY: srs bzns
     
  7. Omega124

    Omega124 Challenging Fate

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    ...And that's why the army doesn't recruit drunken Star Wars fans anymore.
     
  8. mgsmuhammad

    mgsmuhammad Resident Stalker

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    The marine task force gets to know the locals better.
     
  9. hell_hound

    hell_hound Prince

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    Why does the emperor send me on diplomatic missions to such puny planets?
     
  10. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    These aren't the soldiers you're looking for.
     
  11. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    When I said to get a new Stormtrooper regiment, I meant one like the German stormtroopers...
     
  12. bestrfcplayer

    bestrfcplayer Steppin' up!

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    Where's Emperor Obama? I want to see him!
     
  13. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    :bump:

    Winners?
     
  14. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    The Rebellion.
     
  15. KaiserElectric

    KaiserElectric Total Freakin Besties

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    Patience is a virtue. There is no exact time of day for the update.

    In any case, we have the winners here!

    :trophy3rd: mgsmuhammad
    :trophy2nd: hell_hound
    :trophy: kill fire
    Congradulations kill fire! And here's the new picture! Have at it boys! I'm using way too many exclamation points! Awesome!

     
  16. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    Come on Dexter, it's only Very Advanced Nuclear Physics! It's not rocket science or anything!
     
  17. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    So, how exactly do we go about blowing up New Jersey FOR SCIENCE?
     
  18. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    Let's see you make THIS in your silly little lab!
     
  19. Reiser

    Reiser Young Christian

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    Dexter: "Uh, yes, but if I do use this on Mandark, won't the excessive force of this bomb spread over many houses, intoxicating them with radioactive waste?" *evil laugh*
     
  20. bestrfcplayer

    bestrfcplayer Steppin' up!

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    These aren't the Germans your looking for.
     

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