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Cats and Kittens

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Azem.Ocram, Sep 13, 2018.

  1. aimeeandbeatles

    aimeeandbeatles watermelon

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    Trying to make my bed earlier...

     
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    You don't seem to be expressing an appropriate level of gratitude for the assistance you were given. It would be best to correct that before going to sleep.
     
  3. AdamCrock

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    He's saying "Look I haz helped !" :D I don't know if I got that right. I think we should consult @Valka D'Ur on proper lolspeak xD
     
  4. Valka D'Ur

    Valka D'Ur Hosting Iron Pen in A&E Retired Moderator

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    "Ai had teh bed just rite. Wy yu mess it up?"
     
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  5. aimeeandbeatles

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  6. Lexicus

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    Just saw this picture with the caption:


    What if we kissed in the fridge???? Haha jk..... Unless?
     
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  7. Zardnaar

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    His Royal Highness. Won't sit on my wife but when she goes to bed he steals her spot.

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  8. Zardnaar

    Zardnaar Deity

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    This is my sister in laws kitteh. Her name is Chilli. Getting old adopted from the SPCA 14 years ago.

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  9. Valka D'Ur

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    I do not have a sense of humor about cats inside appliances.
     
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  10. Lexicus

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    Thanks for sharing?
     
  11. Valka D'Ur

    Valka D'Ur Hosting Iron Pen in A&E Retired Moderator

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    There are people who think it's funny to stuff cats into microwaves, blenders, casserole pans in the oven, into plastic bread bags, into goldfish bowls, and so on. That's not merely dangerous, it's potentially fatal, and depicts abuse as something to laugh about.

    Lefty Scaevola doesn't mind that crap in the H&J forum (which is why I never go there). Let's not have it here, or I will pack up my posts and stop participating in this thread.
     
  12. Lexicus

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    I think it's funny when cats crawl into those places themselves and get photographed by their humans
     
  13. Valka D'Ur

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    Cats do not open the microwave by themselves and shut the door, and you can't tell me that a cat opens a regular oven, crawls into a glass casserole dish and pulls the lid down on top of itself. Ditto for a blender. Humans put them there, not caring that a moment's carelessness can kill the cat.
     
  14. Lexicus

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    I think for a human to put cats in those situations is somewhat cruel, but it's a bit hyperbolic to say they're going to die because of it.

    Also, in the photo I posted, the cats appear to have jumped into the refrigerator of their own free will. Fits with known cat behavior; maybe you have genius cats or something but every cat I've ever had would absolutely jump into the refrigerator if there was space to do so and the door were left open. My cats have also tried to get into the open (not heated, yet) oven though my dad didn't allow it, and they frequently jump into the pantry when we open the door to get stuff out of it.
     
  15. Azem.Ocram

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    I’ve had to remove Fluffy from the dishwasher and refrigerator a few times.
     
  16. Zardnaar

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    Dexter's a fridge cat. You open the door and he jumps in.
     
  17. aimeeandbeatles

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    My cat is sitting under my desk.

     
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    ...plotting. :shifty:
     
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    Four years ago today we found this kitty at a dumpster. He was about 8 weeks old.
     
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    Bow to your new god
     
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