Cats are manipulative mind-control demons

[bhsup]

I'll translate...

I HAS BEEN IN DIS HOUZ 4 FIFTEEN WHOLE MINUTEZ, AN BEFORE DAT I WUZ OUTSIDE 4 10 MINUTEZ. NEEDZ OUT AGAIN. MEOW... MEOW..... MEOW!" WER IZ EVRYONE? "MEOW? MEOW?" NO WANZ HER. I SHUD GO 2 TEH BEDROOM! BUT TEH DOOR IZ CLOSD... "MEOW, MEOW, MEOW?" TEH BEDROOM DOOR IZ OPEN NAO. BUT NOT TEH FRUNT DOOR. "MEOW, MEOW, MEOW!" HEZ STARIN AT DAT RECTANGLE TING ON TEH TEH DESK. I SHUD STAND IN FRUNT OV IT! NO, DARN IT, NAO HEZ PICKD ME UP AN IZ PETTIN ME. IM TRAPPD! RUN AWAY! NAO STAND IN FRUNT OV TEH RECTANGLE AGAIN. "MEOW? MEOW? MEOW? FINALLY, HEZ LETTIN ME OUT. NEEDZ BAK IN AGAIN.

http://speaklolcat.com/

 

[RalofTyr]

2-morrow, an 2-morrow, an 2-morrow,
creeps in dis petty pace frum dai 2 dai,
2 teh last syllable ov recordd tiem;
an all r yesturdais has lightd fools
teh wai 2 dusty death. Out, out, breef candle!
Lifez but walkin shadow, poor playr,
dat struts an frets his hour upon teh stage,
an den iz herd no moar. It be tale
told by an idiot, full ov sound an fury,
signifyin nothin.

 

[El_Machinae]

It's more vital than fruit fly research, I can tell you that.

People should put this search string into pubmed

"McComb K"[Author]

Some of those hits aren't this lady, but you'll see that she does quite a bit of work in animal communication. Some of it looks pretty cool

 

[Oruc]

Never been woken up in the morning by my cat, because I rarely it sleep on my bed because it purrs to loud, takes it a good fiften minutes before it stops. I usually get sick of hearing it and kick it out and close the door.
When I do let it sleep on the bed its always still asleep when I wake up.

 

[Bill3000]

People who think that research have to have direct application are idiots. Knowledge is intrinsically valuable.

 

[bhsup]

People who think that research have to have direct application are idiots. Knowledge is intrinsically valuable.

But not intrinsically worth tax dollars. Find some icanhascheezburger fanatic to pay for the research.

 

[Bill3000]

But not intrinsically worth tax dollars. Find some icanhascheezburger fanatic to pay for the research.

I will intrinsically leech as much tax dollars as I want from you, sorry.

 

[AngryPinkMoose]

My mom tells me that our cat wakes her up everyday at about 6:00 AM. Doesn't seem strange to me. The cats learn that if they bother us enough we'll give them want they want.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

But not intrinsically worth tax dollars. Find some icanhascheezburger fanatic to pay for the research.

It was British tax dollars, no need to worry.

 

[Loki130]

I, for one, welcome our feline overlords

 

[emzie]

It's more vital than fruit fly research, I can tell you that.

I highly doubt that.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

That was sarcasm.

 

[Cutlass]

Has anyone here been a victim of this?

All the time. My cat lacks subtlety.

 

[innonimatu]

I really hope that university isn't publicly funded.

I agree, it's not even good enough to ignobel prize.

 

[classical_hero]

Cats are the best animals to have.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Actually, that's what cats say about humans.

 

[Winner]

My cat is one manipulative bastard who somehow always makes me do what he wants, and yes, he purrs all the time.

So I am being manipulated because the cat is somehow mimicking human baby cries? I hate babies!

(stupid genetical programming)

 

[bhsup]

Winner, you do realize who the true, secret leaders of the EU are, don't you? And what their real ultimate goal is? (read the pamphlet title)

 

[LucyDuke]

Actually, that's what cats say about humans.

That they're the best animals to have?

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Of course. After all, it's not dogs that buy them food and toys and give them scratches and tummyrubs.