Perfection
The Great Head.
NO, AND BATTLESTAR GALLACTICA SUCKS.
If I'm what's wrong with America, then America shouldn't be right!
cats or dogs?
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Narz
keeping it real
:xcl:
LucyDuke
staring at the clock
TAKE IT BACK
Bigfoot3814
Deity
I don't like either.
TAKE IT BACK
How could you want to get rid of that furball of love??
It has something to do with a Nintendo 64, maybe?
dido
Prince
cats
arent they cute?
arent they cute?
LucyDuke
staring at the clock
I told you, .49 rounds down to zero.
BARBEERIAN
Prince
Cats, because they rock. They're far superior to dogs in almost every way.
Cats are inherently intelligent. Only reason they don't wanna learn tricks is because they simply have enough balls to say 'Screw you, I'm not doing that crap. How bout you leave me alone and I won't tear your face off for insulting me by trying to treat me like slave'. Dogs are usually inherently stupid. For example, my mom's old dog (golden retriever no less, not some super ******ed small dog) never could quite figure out NOT to mess around with porcupines. Two or three times they had to bring that moron to the vet to get quills yanked out of his face.
Cats don't drool all over you, dogs do.
There's no such thing as a 5-lb cat that thinks it weighs 200-lbs and 'talks crap' by constantly barking at you despite the fact that you outweight it by 195lbs... Dogs: ever met a chihuahua, poodle, or any other moronic small dog? I've never met a greater candidate for being punted in teeth.
Cats crap in a box that's easy to clean up, dogs you have to follow around and clean up after (assuming you're urban. If you're in the country I guess it doesn't matter).
Cats just go outside and come back hours later. Dogs want to get let outside, then they're unable to make up their mind if they want in or out or in or out, and try to make you constantly open the door to make up for their inability to make simple decisions.
Cats are super tough pound for pound. My 8-lb Cat (outdoor cat) killed a 20'ish pound wild turkey (and those things are damn tough birds).
Cats are inherently intelligent. Only reason they don't wanna learn tricks is because they simply have enough balls to say 'Screw you, I'm not doing that crap. How bout you leave me alone and I won't tear your face off for insulting me by trying to treat me like slave'. Dogs are usually inherently stupid. For example, my mom's old dog (golden retriever no less, not some super ******ed small dog) never could quite figure out NOT to mess around with porcupines. Two or three times they had to bring that moron to the vet to get quills yanked out of his face.
Cats don't drool all over you, dogs do.
There's no such thing as a 5-lb cat that thinks it weighs 200-lbs and 'talks crap' by constantly barking at you despite the fact that you outweight it by 195lbs... Dogs: ever met a chihuahua, poodle, or any other moronic small dog? I've never met a greater candidate for being punted in teeth.
Cats crap in a box that's easy to clean up, dogs you have to follow around and clean up after (assuming you're urban. If you're in the country I guess it doesn't matter).
Cats just go outside and come back hours later. Dogs want to get let outside, then they're unable to make up their mind if they want in or out or in or out, and try to make you constantly open the door to make up for their inability to make simple decisions.
Cats are super tough pound for pound. My 8-lb Cat (outdoor cat) killed a 20'ish pound wild turkey (and those things are damn tough birds).
Narz
keeping it real
Why do you hate America?
Not all dogs are dumb but a fair amount of them are.
Dogs with lame owners become as lame as their owners. Most cats (especially ones that go outside) maintain at least some level of wildness & dignity.
Also, if your cat has continual access to the outdoors you don't even need litterboxes (at least my cats will not eliminate in the house if they have outdoor access).
@ LucyDuke, that cat is super sweet looking!!
Bigfoot3814
Deity
I don't HATE them. Like, how could you hate little puppies? I just wouldn't want to live with one. It's fine to visit.Why do you hate America?
MagisterCultuum
Great Sage
I'm not a fan of Cats, Dogs, or Amphibians. I prefer birds.
Cats alone are.
Luckymoose
The World is Mine
I'm a cat man, the bond you can have with a cat is superior to that of a dog. They live longer and are clean.
Aramazd
Deity
I dislike them both.
West 36
Can count up to 4
Depends on the particular animal. I had an awesome dog, and two anti-social cats. Now there's this awesome cat, and my sister has a ******ed dog. I'd get a dog myself though, probably. We still have one of those anti-social cats and he's not so anti social because of this awesome new cat.
Awesome.
Awesome.
