CFC Pick'em Funtimes 2018-2019

[caketastydelish]

Falcons win

Spoiler the irrelevant parts :

Vikings cover
Saints don’t cover
Texans win
Steelers cover
Colts cover
Titans cover
Ravens cover
Jags cover
Chargers cover
Panthers cover
Broncos cover
Redskins win
Packers don’t cover
Lions cover
Rams cover

Edit: history tells me I’m much more successful at these when I don’t homer my Seahawks. I’ll go back to that strategy.

and during that week, as you can see, I also bet on the Broncos to cover.

edit: I'll also point out that for this very week, I'm seriously thinking about changing mine to Cowboys win. I'm not sold on our team this year at all. Part of it is our new offensive coordinator is a downgrade from Darrel Bevell, which says something in and of itself. I also think we might need a new head coach. Pete Carroll was successful once, but so were Nokia flip-phones in the 2000's. He overly realizes on outdated schemes.

 

[Sommerswerd]

and during that week, as you can see, I also bet on the Broncos to cover.

"Successful" means being able to look at myself in the mirror. Go 49ers!

 

[caketastydelish]

I have bet against my heart with my brain in this contest plenty of times. There have been several occasions where I was actively cheering against the team I predicted would cover or win.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Notice I picked the Broncoids, who are in my top three despised teams, to beat the Raiders, who are my favorite AFC team. Can't say I was happy to get that one right, but I'll take the points.

 

[Sommerswerd]

Shameless mercenaries

That's added to your sins of witchcraft Tim... careful, you're skating on thin ice...

 

[schlaufuchs]

Picking the 49ers to lose and being right has given me far more happiness these past three years than picking them to win and being wrong.

 

[Sommerswerd]

That's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on all of you! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow... just Dishonor all around!

 

[rah]

I let my emotions color my picks. Not drastically but enough that I'm not near the top in this league.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

I don't even have a cow. At least, I'm not having one right at the moment.

 

[caketastydelish]

If I hadn’t bet against the Seahawks these last two games I would be dead last.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Two words I never expected to type.

Browns cover.

 

[Light Cleric]

Week 3

Thursday, 9/20
N.Y. Jets @ Cleveland, Jets win

Sunday, 9/23
Tennessee @ Jacksonville, Jacksonville covers
San Francisco @ Kansas City, Kansas City covers
Cincinnati @ Carolina, Carolina covers
New Orleans @ Atlanta, SAINTS COVER fudge THE FALCONS
Buffalo @ Minnesota, Minnesota covers
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia, Philly covers
Oakland @ Miami, Miami covers
Denver @ Baltimore, Baltimore covers
N.Y. Giants @ Houston, Houston covers
Green Bay @ Washington, Green Bay covers
L.A. Chargers @ L.A. Rams, Rams cover
Dallas @ Seattle, Seattle covers
Chicago @ Arizona, Chicago covers
New England @ Detroit, New England covers

Monday, 9/24
Pittsburgh @ Tampa Bay, Tampa Bay wins

I'm sorry but I can't make myself pick the Browns after the way they've thrown away 2 wins already by being the Browns

 

[KMRblue1027]

Jets win rest later

 

[Sommerswerd]

Browns cover

If they do cover, then I'll expect them to win 6 to 8 games. On the other hand if they win but don't cover, it's probably a 4-5 win season. If they lose to the Jets, we're looking at another 0-2 win performance.

 

[schlaufuchs]

NYJ win

 

[rah]

Thursday, 9/20
N.Y. Jets @ Cleveland, Cleveland by 3 Cleveland cover

Sunday, 9/23
Tennessee @ Jacksonville, Jacksonville by 6.5 Jacksonville cover
San Francisco @ Kansas City, Kansas City by 6.5 Kansas City cover
Cincinnati @ Carolina, Carolina by 3 Cincinnati
New Orleans @ Atlanta, Atlanta by 3 Atlanta cover
Buffalo @ Minnesota, Minnesota by 17 Minnesota no cover
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia, Philadelphia by 6 Philadephia cover
Oakland @ Miami, Miami by 3 Miami cover
Denver @ Baltimore, Baltimore by 5 Baltimore no cover
N.Y. Giants @ Houston, Houston by 6 Houston cover
Green Bay @ Washington, Green Bay by 3 Washington
L.A. Chargers @ L.A. Rams, Rams by 6.5 RAMS cover
Dallas @ Seattle, Seattle by 1 Seattle cover
Chicago @ Arizona, Chicago by 6 DA BEARS COVER
New England @ Detroit, New ENgland by 6.5 New England no cover

Monday, 9/24
Pittsburgh @ Tampa Bay, Pittsburgh by 1 Tampa Bay

 

[Serutan]

Browns dnc

Also, nice to see Vegas is accounting for the Bears having home field.

 

[Serutan]

That's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on all of you! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow... just Dishonor all around!

It's much more fun to wish the lice of a thousand camels on people, especially on Tim.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

It's much more fun to wish the lice of a thousand camels on people, especially on Tim.

What did I do?

Lately...

Okay, nevermind.

 

[caketastydelish]

Browns dnc

Also, nice to see Vegas is accounting for the Bears having home field.

Vegas is accounting for the Cardinals being ass. They're the NFC version of the Bills.

edit: They're playing in Phoenix anyway.

edit 2: not to be captain obvious, but stacking your fantasy with whoever is playing against the cards can be decent at worst.