CFC Recipe of becoming rich

[Comraddict]

Since we are a group of rarely smart people, how about we focus on something that is actually useful?

So give me ideas to become rich with lets say top $10,000 upfront.

 

[GenMarshall]

1. Get a High School Diploma
2. Get a college education
3. Find a good paying job
4. Save your money in the bank

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

Originally posted by Comraddict
Since we are a group of rarely smart people, how about we focus on something that is actually useful?

So give me ideas to become rich with lets say top $10,000 upfront.

Buy gold, wait ten years. A good drop in the greenback should be the natural reaction to the undervalued currencies of the rest of the world. Thus gold rises with the drop of the greenback.

 

[Xen]

rob a bank close to an air port only a little while before yout flight takes off, after robbing the back, use a combination of running, and cars to get to the airport, and board your flight.

make sure you are wearing a jacket, and such, preferbaly reversable, and go into the bathroom, and reverse what you can and change the rest of your clothing.

make sure you use some type of putty to be able to mask your facial features, take this putty off, and flush irt down the lou.

make sure you have done the same on you fingers.

and that my freind, is a possible way to do it , from the criminal mastermind that is Xen (and I just came up with all that oin the spur of the moent too )

 

[Comraddict]

Originally posted by CivGeneral
1. Get a High School Diploma
2. Get a college education
3. Find a good paying job
4. Save your money in the bank

I'm stuck at 3rd

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

Buy New York City bonds

 

[Superevie]

Come up with the formula on how to forge the new twenty dollar bills. Rinse, and repeat 500 times.

 

[Comraddict]

Well seems that you guys think this belongs to Humor board.

 

[Xen]

evertything that we have said is valid- sure, half of it is illegal, but then you didnt say it had to be did you

its your own fault for not setting up boundaries in the thread

 

[luiz]

Open a "theme" bar(sports, irish pub, etc), and charge 5 bucks for a beer. People don't seem to mind paying a fortune for their beverage as long as the place is cool.
This guy here in Rio became multi-millionaire by opening a chain of irish pubs. The location is what matters the most, imo.

With 10 gran you don't have enough money to do it, though. Talk with some friends.

 

[funxus]

@xen, once a guy in my home town did something similar, he robbed a convenient store and then fled to the trainstation where he took the first train to Gothenburg (same as me). When we reached Gothenburg, the platform was full of armed police who caught him immediately after he left the train. So, I guess it depends on where the flight is going to and how good the connections the police have with the destination.

Become a politician and use the trust given to you. (seems to work here at least)

 

[Xen]

Originally posted by funxus
@xen, once a guy in my home town did something similar, he robbed a convenient store and then fled to the trainstation where he took the first train to Gothenburg (same as me). When we reached Gothenburg, the platform was full of armed police who caught him immediately after he left the train. So, I guess it depends on where the flight is going to and how good the connections the police have with the destination.

Become a politician and use the trust given to you.

depends on what country your in- for a crime your going to have to do some homework on what nations the country your robbing the bank has extridition treaties with (those treaties are when two nations agree to hand over each others criminals when they flee to there nation)

 

[funxus]

Originally posted by Xen
depends on what country your in- for a crime your going to have to do some homework on what nations the country your robbing the bank has extridition treaties with (those treaties are when two nations agree to hand over each others criminals when they flee to there nation)

I guess domestic flights are out of the question...

 

[Xen]

so are a good deal of european countries- till you get your identity changed and all that

 

[Smaasnekje]

dress up as mafia and go around and ask for "protection fees"

someone is surely stupid enough to give you some cash.. Or perhaps they will call the police..

ut, wait. You don't get rich of this! Arg. Obsolete post :suicide:

 

[Cecasander]

Get 'connected' and sell drugs
Enter the sex scene and go pimping or sell your own body
Kidnap rich people's kids and ask ransom
Kidnap kids and force them into slavery
Hack financial network and ship million to yotu bank account
Rob a bank

So many possibilities, so little time
(btw, no success guaranteed, haven't tried, nor am planning)

 

[Perfection]

Emulate Perfection to the best of your ability

 

[stalin006]

get $ 100 dollars for every one of your posts

 

[WildFire]

Ivent teleportation or CivIV.

 

[Knowze Gungk]

Step One: Collect underpants.