CFCs Funniest Person! The Official Results and stuff like that. :D

[scorch]

Ok, people 1 week to vote. These are the nominations from my preious thread.


Edit: Moderator, can you please change the thread title to 'VOTE for CFCs funniest person now! You've got 7 days.'? Thanx

 

[duke o' york]

I wonder if anyone would vote for CFC's spammiest person? And who would win?

My nomination wasn't included in your list - this is probably because I didn't bother to put it on your previous thread.
Simon Darkshade!! He may not post loads of childish jokes or anyhting, but he's got wit. Not quite Wildean, but that's because it's funny. And by all accounts, he's big and hard so I'm going to be nice to him in case he decides to visit Britain one day.
Will scorch be annoyed with me again?

 

[Matrix]

Actually goodbye_mr_bond also belongs in the list. But he didn't post for 2 or 3 months until a few days ago, so he's kind of forgotten.

But it was really hard to choose between Lefty and AoA... If g_mr_b was in the list as well it would've been even harder. But I did make a decision.

By the way: I hope that self nomination won't make you too depressive next week, scorch.
(just kidding)

 

[.:KNAS:.]

where`s my name on that?

but serious now, cunobelin of hippo is the funniest man ive seen here so far

 

[Dell19]

Um are we allowed to vote for our selves because I have a chance to double my votes if I can...?

 

[Matrix]

If you find yourself the funniest CFC member.

But I guess not. I wouldn't in any case.

 

[TheDuckOfFlanders]

Why the **** is my name here listed in this poll.I'm generaly not funny. (atleast not on this forum ,in real life ,whohoo!)

I can predict the vote's on my name ,probaly 0.That way ,will i be nominated the most un-funniest person on this board?



Or what if i get one vote ,people wil probaly think i voted for myself ,that would be even more crummy'er.

anyway ,for who should i vote for?

 

[Dell19]

Next week: Whos the least funniest person on CFC. Nominations begin now...

 

[TheDuckOfFlanders]

Oe Oe Oe ,Me Me ME!

Count me in ,Count me in!!!

Please let me win that ,i'm the of selfsarcasm.
Why do you think i call myself duck anyway.Who would be so stupid to take me serious?

 

[scorch]

i nominate..... i'll think of sumone.

i know.. AoA, hes an old man!

 

[scorch]

god! i can't believe people don't think juize is the funniest, it was either him or dell for me....

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

*the gathered masses break into applause*
*Waves, kisses thrown to the crowd*
*cameras flash, screaming adolescent females seeking autographs storm the barricades*
*sleazy lawyers-turned agents hand out fan club applications by the dozens*
*swarms of groupies follow the beefy pachyderms as they clear a path for his Greatness*
*swaggering hippopotomi prepare a ballot for the One*
*showing great sportsmanship, the burger-popping beast utters a well rehearsed "Yeah, Graeme makes me laugh."*
*The limosene is swarmed, a Hercules C-130 transport descends and tethers Hippo in for his long flight home*
*papparazi cling desperately to propellers snapping away at the Great One's exposed belly*
*riot police arrive on scene*



Okay, sorry, I'm exaggerating. I don't have a fan club

 

[Graeme the mad]

6 people voted for me apparently (okay i worked out a way to vote 6 times for myself: i admit it, so what, what are you gonna do about it, ban me?)

That wasnt very funny: see im not funny, imboring and stuff

DONT VOTE FOR ME

I get a complex

and then, i go down hill, and I hit the drugs,
and the bottle,
and the kittens
and then they lock me away, again

PLEASE DONT VOTE FOR ME

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

I just remember your infamous little thread title..."I've got a little list"

 

[scorch]

and scorch just sits in the corner sipping his bourbon with one measly fan...

 

[joespaniel]

Originally posted by duke o' york
I wonder if anyone would vote for CFC's spammiest person? And who would win?

This should be a poll too. BTW- Can someone post the origin of the term and its meaning?

 

[Dell19]

Somehow I can see me winning that without much competition...SPAM means different things to different people. I think it means posting short meaningless posts that noone really cares about. Then there is flooding which is repeating the same thing over and over again...

Scorch why do you find me sooooooo funny?

 

[Graeme the mad]

Id put it down to MArx poising dell

Oh so someone remebers my little list do they - im touched hippo

 

[Juize]

Originally posted by Cunobelin Of Hippo
I just remember your infamous little thread title..."I've got a little list"

I still don't get it.
Was it ment to be funny? Offensive? Defensive? Parody? Or just plain mad?
Or was it ment to make me go also to mad because i'm thinking it too much?

:crazyeyes


PS: Scorch, I didn't notice you in the poll! I would've otherwise vote for u.
(But you can still send me money for thanks)

 

[scorch]

ok dell


you know graemes pysciatry thread???

yOu were the funniest in it... grahem wasn't... **** HOW DO SPELL HIS NAME!