Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Che Guava, Dec 7, 2007.
ok, not really, but still an odd story...
Today, the market chooses rotting corpses
Well, if it was trying to stop global warming, then they should realise that decomposing bodies do release greenhouse gasses.
We need to harvest that biogas.
Too late, went to Hillary's ass.
Oh noes! Half-burned corpses! More raw materials for Necromancers to exploit.
Soon the dead shall walk again.
Actually, the environmentally friendly thing to do would be to eat the corpses... Raw, preferrably.
Exactly my thoughts after reading this.
Wasn't there something in Brave New World about harversting phosphorus from dead bodies before burning them?
Or maybe I'n thinking of the Simpsons..
Time to institute mandatory organ donation, or "Recycling tanks"?
Ok, now I can see the confirmation that Yang IS chinese.
Feed them to the kangaroos!
This is a one-time deal. Once decomposed, the bodies will stop releasing gases. But those dead people will never drive cars or burn leaves in their back yard or use a weed whacker or do any other planet-destroying evil deeds.
So we win in the long term.
Yeah, I know--minus ten points for bad taste.
Edit: I take back that last line--lots of people in here are saying things in bad taste.
Anyway, the workers should know that plastic bags are made from oil.
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