Civ3 Limericks

SirJethro

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Since no one "caught the fever" from clue number 568 (that you are playing Civ3 too much), I thought I would give you class clowns an opportunity to display your creativity.

Let's see those Civ3 limericks....I know you have them.

Here's one of mine to get us started:

There once was a leader named Joan,
Who's head was so bald you could groan;
With a smile on her lips, and a shake of her hips,
She said, "I think now I'll take Rome."
 
There once was a spearman named Leah,
Who had a seven foot long spear,
If a tank dared approach, he would say with reproach,
"I'll attack you once you get too near."
 
I once had a city that flipped.
Like Zouave of course I felt jipped.
I sent in the tanks, like Ike with his Yanks,
And revolt, in the bud, was so nipped.
 
Joan, Joan, where is your hair?
Bald doesn't become a lady so fair.
But Cathy is fat, and Liz is a rat,
So with you, my toupe I will share.
 
Play the World, the expansion pack...
Desired as much as Pam Anderson's rack.
But Diplomacy sucks, and it costs 30 bucks,
And who knows what else it will lack.

:cooool:
 
With Cleo I often do toy,
Her chickens I steal and women annoy,
But my name is Abe & Joan is my babe,
So Thebes I must now destroy.
 
Originally posted by SirJethro
I once had a city that flipped.
Like Zouave of course I felt jipped.
I sent in the tanks, like Ike with his Yanks,
And revolt, in the bud, was so nipped.

:lol:


BTW Where is Zouave? surely his ban is over by now? :(
 
I once bought a game called CivIII,
I played it all time I was free,
It ruined my life, and upset the wife;
"Continue to play and lose me"

So I chucked the game straight away,
Never again shall I play,
I now feel upset, but that's what you get,
When you play 8 hours straight a day.
 
Originally posted by Pillager
I once bought a game called CivIII,
I played it all time I was free,
It ruined my life, and upset the wife;
"Continue to play and lose me"

So I chucked the game straight away,
Never again shall I play,
I now feel upset, but that's what you get,
When you play 8 hours straight a day.

Been there.
 
From my armies come forth
A Leader so Great.
To rush back north
A Library so Great!

But Alas, alas and woe is me
For before the last brick was placed
Blubbery Miss Cathy
Had beat me to it!
Sh*t!
 
In a lonely island
placed I was
Then met the great Montezuma
and he came to kick mi A$$...
 
There once was a girl from France
Whose leaderhead made my heart dance
So I did an RoP and then an MPP
With hopes I'd get in her pants
 
His spearman destroyed my tank
And catapult destroyed my bank
Ghandi that kook whom I would tactically nuke
But my sub his galley has sank
 
The year is 4000 BC
No gold nor wheat do I see
Not a cow in sight - just a tundric blight
Another restart for me
 
Random number generator
Why are you a player hater
My seige on France stood no chance
Spears kill tanks and plans then crater
 
The Game of the Month I would play
But the milkers keep me away
Give me Realms Beyond freaks over Mapstat geeks
Have you played honorably today?
 
Of culture flips I am no fan
Complain in all threads that I can
So this time I made it rhyme
Hoping to avoid a ban
 
With evil Japan I did fuss
Their stack of doom made me cuss
In a matter of time, I witness this crime:
"All Your Base Belong To Us"
 
I can't decide if I should be happy or ashamed that I can't contribute to this thread! Just kidding, everybody loves a limmerick....right?

I vote JollyRoger's "get in her pants", "my sub his galley sank, and his " All your base belong.." as tied for first place! Sorry, SirJethro! Maybe you can make a comeback.
 
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