Civ'ed's charge through Civedistan

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  1. Civ'ed

    Civ'ed I ain't gotta explain a thing

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    Hi!
    Today I shall be using S&T's homegrown and then forgotten mod - CFC Empires!
    I will be playing as Myself of the Civedistani Confederacy.
    Warlord.
    Ancient start.
    I will try and get all of the other nations in.
    hmm....
    Pangea, I think. Huge.
     
  2. Dumanios

    Dumanios MLG

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    Have fun!
     
  3. Optical

    Optical The Fall of the Eleventh

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    Should be good. :)
     
  4. hoplitejoe

    hoplitejoe Top fun-poster

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    I hope for your own sake it is before my overpowered UB was added :p
     
  5. trexeric

    trexeric (or backwards 'cirexert')

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    Subbing, just to see my empire in action.
     
  6. Tlc2011

    Tlc2011 Pixel Cat

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    Looking forward to it.
     
  7. SamSniped

    SamSniped DJ Goodboye

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    Subbed. I can't wait :woohoo:
     
  8. Civ'ed

    Civ'ed I ain't gotta explain a thing

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    Update 1: In a Cyberspace far, far away...
    Various Civ4 S&Ters were thrown onto a continent.
    No one really cared.
    But each had a civilization, and since failing's what we do best here...
    It was only a matter of time before Duke of Britain would take over everything.
    Or was it?
    Here we follow Civ'ed, a completely incompetent Civ player (he plays on settler gods forbid), on his unepic journey through the world that is Civ4S&T...
    Right.
    So random stuff I turned on/off:
    ON:
    - Permanent Alliance.
    - Rising sea level.
    OFF:
    - Diplo victory, because IRL I'm horrible at diplomatic solution.
    - Cultural Swap. Let me keep mah cities!
    - City razing. See above.
    Other stuff:
    - Medieval music is the oblivion theme.
    - Late music is an epic metal rendition of the above.

    Aanyway....

    My glorious LH. Some stuff is wrong here i.e. missing UU and UB AND flag, even though I gave a perfectly fine one.
    Spoiler :

    And I shall call you Sunspear.
    ...
    Ah damnit, who cares anyway.
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    So one of the goodie huts gave me a settler and so many turn later...
    GLORY FOR UHLAM: NOT A FLAGLAND AAR
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    (wow, that code was Bnecy. What on imgur is the chance of that?)

    When we meet...
    *sniff*
    We miss him dearly...
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    MEMORIAL TO INOHOTEP
    RESQUIAT IN PACE​

    Because METY cannot be more epic than Muslim Ulm.
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    No Muslims tho

    OOOOH CRAP who did we base Ino on again? crapcrapcrap
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    Well, my flag was American, it was panthers and anyway, it's not post-1968 yet. So why not?
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    (I'll name all battle sites from now on)

    I marked the general area between these two as "What does not die..."
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    MEMORIAL TO COPACZIN
    RESQUIAT IN PACE​

    Buddhists? In my Civ'edistani Confederacy?
    AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
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    Yes, the ger is inside the walls, but that suspiciously palace-like thing isn't. Civ'edian logics right there.
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    I love you too, graphics.

    So our scouts find a goody hut with a map. Apart from a red country we find...
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    more to the point...
    Fun fact - I have HJ's Civilopedia entry, HJ doesn't :p
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    Not nearly as nice as Kazakhstan, I've heard. My scouts shall introduce themselves as Borat....
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    Apparently, Borat does not go down so well with people from the area.
    Also Kalifanshah down there, with the copper, bringing all of the Civ'edistani bay into my fold.
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    Luckily, Vesusex decides it likes Borat, so...
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    Vesusex has 5 cities by the end of the update, I have 3, and I'm better :smug:

    Sometimes I see Inohotep found a city and wonder "what's this dude been smoking?"
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    Optical's old alias drops by...
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    MEMORIAL TO GENERAL OLAF
    BECAME OPTICAL
    RESQUIAT IN PACE​

    The empire confederacy as of late:
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    (60 turns in)
    (apologies if this update was offensive to anyone, if it was, please point out what exactly, and I'll change it)
     
  9. strijder20

    strijder20 Wallowing in irony

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    Could you provide a link to the mod, please?
     
  10. thecaesar

    thecaesar Will appear randomly

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    Awww, too bad I'm not in there... THIS IS AWESOME

    If only I could see the pictures. Ah, well. I'll wait to read it on a desktop CPU...
     
  11. SamSniped

    SamSniped DJ Goodboye

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    Whatever did happen to inohotep anyways? Great update. I should get myself added into the mod, along with my UU, the sniper (which I have graphics for) :mwaha:
     
  12. Civ'ed

    Civ'ed I ain't gotta explain a thing

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    *hides the body*
    I don't know :shifty:
     
  13. MoreEpicThanYou

    MoreEpicThanYou The most Epic.

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    I am way more epic than Ulm! FERARRA FTW! :p
     
  14. hoplitejoe

    hoplitejoe Top fun-poster

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    I had a much improved version where everyone had the right entry in the civopedia and everything but it went down with megaupload :sad:
     
  15. Duke of Britain

    Duke of Britain Emperor

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    HERESY!!
    BURN METY AT THE STAKE!

    (And i hope i get to conquer everyone and you, like what happens in certain...games ;))
     
  16. Optical

    Optical The Fall of the Eleventh

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    I think that just for the lulz, even if my new Empire does end up being in a later version, we should leave this guy in. :D
     
  17. thecaesar

    thecaesar Will appear randomly

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    If I had an empire...they would intantly vassalize to the Romans upon meeting them. :D
     
  18. Civ'ed

    Civ'ed I ain't gotta explain a thing

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    You ain't no kongo, duke. :p
     
  19. thecaesar

    thecaesar Will appear randomly

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    Could you point me in the direction of this mod? No, wait, I'll search for it...
     
  20. Optical

    Optical The Fall of the Eleventh

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    Am I right in thinking this is a Pratchett reference? Night Watch?
     

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