Civilization V Funny screenshots

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  1. Codeword Iroquois

    Codeword Iroquois Warlord

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    Exactly the way I took it. As well as Japan.
     
  2. Nizef

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    Not that Kasbahs are that good in the first place, but I am not really sure where to put them on this map... ;)
     

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  3. Codeword Iroquois

    Codeword Iroquois Warlord

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    umm... I had a game as the Songhai where I spawned in the snow? Biases are harsh.
     
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  4. Nizef

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    It might be a good moment to move my spy out of Sukhothai. I am not sure he will live long enough to steal another tech...
     

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  5. Codeword Iroquois

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    I decided to try a Tiny Islands game... Poor Spain, didn't mean this tiny... Screen Shot 2021-02-26 at 10.41.37 PM.png
     
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  6. Codeword Iroquois

    Codeword Iroquois Warlord

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    The shenanigans continue...
    For starters, England is "perfectly balanced" on these kinds of maps...
    Screen Shot 2021-02-28 at 9.10.35 PM.png
    And secondarily... is twenty turns too short to obliterate two of the largest civs?
    Screen Shot 2021-02-28 at 9.10.51 PM.png
     
  7. Codeword Iroquois

    Codeword Iroquois Warlord

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    Screenshot is less funny, more demonstrating my pain.
    I decide to start Small Continents Venice, on a small map.
    turn 2, I ask myself "Wouldn't it be funny if Shaka were right next to me"
    Turn 5:
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    Turn 8: Meets Attila as well.
    Turn 10, from Attila: Hey, wanna declare on Shaka.
    Me: Gives up.

    Is this Trireme magic or something?
    Screen Shot 2021-04-07 at 5.43.28 PM.png
    Just the one tile. No others, all my boats can pass through it.
     
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    I have seen that. Your Triremes can enter enter Ocean squares that are within your borders.
     
  9. Tiberiu

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    I've won International Games for less than 1 hammer. Which means that if I had 1 water mill less for 1 turn, I would have lost it. :D

    international_games_win_close.jpg
     
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  10. Nizef

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    Ha-ha. Good work! In Civ5, optimization has always been your strength!
     
  11. CRichard

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    Yeah that's a clutch 1st place.
     
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    i'm not sure washington understands what peace means
     
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    That's clearly someone who wants peace LUL.
     
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  14. Codeword Iroquois

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    This is a... rather strange bit of terrain. Seems more like the Schluchsee than an oasis...
     

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  15. vorlon_mi

    vorlon_mi Just One More Turn

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    My jaw dropped when I first saw Washington's unit. Poland isn't in this game. Then I vaguely remembered about gifts from Militaristic City States, like Almaty.
    Apparently, Venice got some of those donations also.
    America_Winged_Hussar_20210613.png Venice_Winged_Hussar_20210613.png
     
  16. TheMarshmallowBear

    TheMarshmallowBear Benelovent Chieftain of the BearKingdom

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    Ocean tiles are passable within your territory without the need for Astronomy.
     
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    Not sure how Venice's one-city thing is coded, but... it was taken by a the Aztecs and I liberated it, and Venice is now itself a puppet owned by... itself.
     
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  18. Asterix Rage

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    Fixed with Vox Populi
     
  19. Tiberiu

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    Venice can never annex any city but the fact that they can't retake their capital and use it normally looks more like a bug. They probably didn't realize how unrealistic and bad it is.

    The final patch doesn't correct this so we have to live with it. When Venice, don't lose capital or it will be hard to win (but not impossible at all).
     

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