Civilization V Funny screenshots

[smallfish]

This is General Curt Grimsson, Danish Army. Attempted assault with 'zerkers on target city ended in complete... failure. Death toll... Too Many.

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[SouljahAtWar]

"Mad Dog Tannen"? LOL Watch Back to the Future much?

 

[smallfish]

"Mad Dog Tannen"? LOL Watch Back to the Future much?

Because it was Mad, Bad & Dangerous... also, lol @ Osaka's Great Wall (Oda completed it at T101, lost it ten turns later to Danes )

 

[smallfish]

Your city spamming antic ends here, Nappy!

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You have the right to remain silent.

Take him in, bois... with the nightstick!

 

[Hammer Rabbi]

haha, Citizen's arreat! Citizen's Arrest!

 

[Browd]

Someone (not sayin' who) has watched WAY too many Andy Griffith Show reruns.

 

[apocalypse105]

And I shall name him Gus Gus and he shall forever be in my court for sheer amusement.... BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

So he is saying he is a ghost now? And he is haunting me?

 

[Hammer Rabbi]

yep, haha. im glad somebody got it.

 

[dashwinner]

Oh, three citadels is nothing. Look here...

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Would standing in that silk spot do 4x the damage to the unit?

 

[smallfish]

haha, Citizen's arreat! Citizen's Arrest!

Sadly am unfamiliar with Citizen's Arrest... unless all of 'em folks in said show act like these cops in a certain ole game



Also in progress, a historical rendition of the Spanish Conquest of the Americas, Francisco Pizarro-edition "now we brought nukes along too":

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[smallfish]

Would standing in that silk spot do 4x the damage to the unit?

Nope, citadels don't do double damage

 

[Hammer Rabbi]

Sadly am unfamiliar with Citizen's Arrest... unless all of 'em folks in said show act like these cops in a certain ole game

here is the short version but for the whole thing in context it's about 6 minutes long.

 

[Biologist]

Would standing in that silk spot do 4x the damage to the unit?

I would hope not. That many citadels would delete a unit at full health in one turn.

 

[KaiserElectric]

Also in progress, a historical rendition of the Spanish Conquest of the Americas, Francisco Pizarro-edition "now we brought nukes along too":

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What's going on in the upper half of that minimap?

 

[LostKnight]

What's going on in the upper half of that minimap?

Thats is the *Tilted Axis* map script.

If you like fighting hordes of barbarians in the modern age, its the map for you!

The map script produce those kind of map, where the northern part is usually iced and unhabitable. I am actually surprised by all that green there!

 

[Sonereal]

That map screams "Winter is Coming".

 

[smallfish]

What's going on in the upper half of that minimap?

Dust... and echoes...

Thats is the *Tilted Axis* map script.

If you like fighting hordes of barbarians in the modern age, its the map for you!

The map script produce those kind of map, where the northern part is usually iced and unhabitable. I am actually surprised by all that green there!

It's actually pretty barren

Only thing going for it (other than Barb Huntin') is the huge amount of strategic resources found therein... well there's the Inkan Terrace Farms to help a city grow there, but not by much...

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That map screams "Winter is Coming".

BraceYourselvesEssbee.jpg

 

[thegingerninja]

Would standing in that silk spot do 4x the damage to the unit?

Sorry, no stacking damage. I tried it

 

[Civking5]

There is only one civ that can build good cities in the iced zones of tilted axes maps: Inca. They can build their farms near mountains, and have decent amount of food.

 

[G17]

Catherine doesn't quite understand the idea of demanding stuff.

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