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Civilization V Funny screenshots

Discussion in 'Civ5 - General Discussions' started by Caeserportugal, Sep 20, 2010.

  1. smallfish

    smallfish Immortal

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    This is General Curt Grimsson, Danish Army. Attempted assault with 'zerkers on target city ended in complete... failure. Death toll... Too Many.

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  2. SouljahAtWar

    SouljahAtWar Wasteland Souljah

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    THIS IS SPARTA!
    "Mad Dog Tannen"? LOL Watch Back to the Future much?
     
  3. smallfish

    smallfish Immortal

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    Because it was Mad, Bad & Dangerous... also, lol @ Osaka's Great Wall (Oda completed it at T101, lost it ten turns later to Danes :D:D:crazyeye::lol::goodjob:)
     
  4. smallfish

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    Your city spamming antic ends here, Nappy!

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    You have the right to remain silent.

    Take him in, bois... with the nightstick!
     
  5. Hammer Rabbi

    Hammer Rabbi Deity GOTM Staff

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    haha, Citizen's arreat! Citizen's Arrest!
     
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    Browd Dilettante Administrator

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    Someone (not sayin' who) has watched WAY too many Andy Griffith Show reruns. :)
     
  7. apocalypse105

    apocalypse105 Deity

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    So he is saying he is a ghost now? And he is haunting me?
     
  8. Hammer Rabbi

    Hammer Rabbi Deity GOTM Staff

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    yep, haha. im glad somebody got it. :high5:
     
  9. dashwinner

    dashwinner Prince

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    Would standing in that silk spot do 4x the damage to the unit?
     
  10. smallfish

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    Nope, citadels don't do double damage
     
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    I would hope not. That many citadels would delete a unit at full health in one turn.
     
  14. KaiserElectric

    KaiserElectric Total Freakin Besties

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    What's going on in the upper half of that minimap?
     
  15. LostKnight

    LostKnight A wandering knight

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    Thats is the *Tilted Axis* map script.

    If you like fighting hordes of barbarians in the modern age, its the map for you!

    The map script produce those kind of map, where the northern part is usually iced and unhabitable. I am actually surprised by all that green there!
     
  16. Sonereal

    Sonereal ♫We got the guillotine♫ Supporter

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    That map screams "Winter is Coming".
     
  17. smallfish

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    Dust... and echoes...

    It's actually pretty barren

    Only thing going for it (other than Barb Huntin') is the huge amount of strategic resources found therein... well there's the Inkan Terrace Farms to help a city grow there, but not by much...

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  18. thegingerninja

    thegingerninja Warlord

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    I'm like, totally not a hobo...
    Sorry, no stacking damage. I tried it
     
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    There is only one civ that can build good cities in the iced zones of tilted axes maps: Inca. They can build their farms near mountains, and have decent amount of food.
     
  20. G17

    G17 Chieftain

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    Catherine doesn't quite understand the idea of demanding stuff.

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