Civilization V Funny screenshots

This must be the most bountiful oasis ever for them to classify theirselves as a 'maritime' city state, not to mention their name. :rolleyes:

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Here is our famous sluice... It's supposed to be a colosseum, but what can you do.

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Oops... I think our sluice is... drowning! :eek:

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Here is something that never gets old... A beautiful water wonder (Actually reminds me of Aylied ruins in Elder scrolls: Oblivion):

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A cozy harbor for a Babylonian trireme...

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Here is a difference between a modern industrial country and an agricultural country... Two different worlds:

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And last, but no least... My beautiful ninja city of Malatya!

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WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU MONTY?!?!

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The lost city of Atlantis....looks an awful lot like my one of my cities....

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No one told me there was water roads!

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I've must have checked the tech tree a hundred times by now. And still, I have not found the invisibility tech...

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I wished I had taken a snapshot of it but its 1965 and my scout was on a small tundra forsaken peninsula when it entered a ruin... And got upgraded to an Archer...

While I was researching Nanotechnology...
 
I got myself 2 nice "lakes" that allow me to build farms on the snow. I guess that ice is not that useless...

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Can you see the WTF in this one?

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Drunk riflemen?

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Here is something that probably only Finns find funny... :dunno: If even so...

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Squares are NOT gone! They're just waiting for a chance at their revenge!

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Here is something that probably only Finns find funny... :dunno: If even so...

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I don't get it... And I'm from Stockholm and have grandparents from Finland!
Is it that neither Helsinki nor Stockholm is in Australia?
Is it that there are no wild elephants in Finland?
Is it that the region around Helsinki isn't as arid as depicted?
Is it that Helsinki is east of Stockholm IRL?
Is it that there's supposed to be a small sea between Helsinki and Stockholm?
Is it that our mighty empire got demoted from full civ represented by the legendary "Ragnar hairy-legs" to a puny city state?
 
I nominate PieceOfMind's depiction of Firaxis' new take on how to get rid of Stacks of Doom - "Blanket Of Doom" for the most amusing screenshot award :goodjob:

Yeah, that's so much better now, thanks Jon.


@motor ola - I think it's because of Ivory and Incense ^^
 
The AI owns most of the world and yet there's only -1 happiness? And they have zero aluminum?

Whoa.
 
I don't get it... And I'm from Stockholm and have grandparents from Finland!
Is it that neither Helsinki nor Stockholm is in Australia?
Is it that there are no wild elephants in Finland?
Is it that the region around Helsinki isn't as arid as depicted?
Is it that Helsinki is east of Stockholm IRL?
Is it that there's supposed to be a small sea between Helsinki and Stockholm?
Is it that our mighty empire got demoted from full civ represented by the legendary "Ragnar hairy-legs" to a puny city state?

I said, only Finns. As you are from Stockholm, you shouldn't get it believe me. And Finnish grandparents won't help. You have to live in Finland your whole life to feel that Finnish nationalism/"we are so much better than Swedes" complex thingy to understand it... ;) Seeing "Helsinki wants Stockholm eliminated" makes it even worse. :lol:
 
The AI gets hostile but feels too outmatched to attack. Instead, they throw insults. I love it. :lol::goodjob:

 
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