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Clown Car 2016

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by JollyRoger, Jan 30, 2015.

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  1. JollyRoger

    JollyRoger Slippin' Jimmy Supporter

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    Antilogic has a thread on 2016 for candidates that have already announced. This thread is for the unofficial Clown Car - candidates declared or undeclared and the circus they are already providing.

    I'll start with Little Bobby Jindal describing the EuropeanJewishMuslim invasion of the AmericasPalestinethe West:

    http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/21/politics/bobby-jindal-no-go-zones-fox/index.html

    Thread House Rules: Please no Red Diamondish posts.
     
  2. Timsup2nothin

    Timsup2nothin Deity

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    When Bobby Jindal presents himself as representing this country, I don't consider myself part of it either.
     
  3. Cutlass

    Cutlass The Man Who Wasn't There.

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    If we want to be properly stereotypical of it, the same could be said of Jindal's people. At least by some. maybe Jindal thinks he's assimilated since he's become a spokesman for the Party of Stupid.
     
  4. cybrxkhan

    cybrxkhan Asian Xwedodah

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    I, too, look forward to another entertaining season this time around.

    He might be one of those self-hating types, or leaning towards it (I haven't heard of any blatant self-hating rhetoric from him, but usually most self-hating folks in real life tend to be a bit more complex than one would think)
     
  5. Kyriakos

    Kyriakos Alien spiral maker

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    Pls tell me that this one is back:


    Link to video.

    Best political ad of all times.
     
  6. Commodore

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    Truer words have never been spoken.
     
  7. bhavv

    bhavv Glorious World Dictator

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    I've known far far far many more non assimilated anti western Indian Hindus than Muslims. Two of them I call mom and dad!
     
  8. Commodore

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    Here's my contribution to the thread by the way:

    Good ole Chris Christie (no quote because I think this picture speaks for itself and is right in line with the theme of the thread)



    And in the interest of political fairness here is one of the Democrat hopefuls:

     
  9. Cutlass

    Cutlass The Man Who Wasn't There.

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    Uncle Bobby?
     
  10. JollyRoger

    JollyRoger Slippin' Jimmy Supporter

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    Uncle Ben Carson:

    http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2015/01/ben-carson-evolution-fossil-record
     
  11. Borachio

    Borachio Way past lunacy

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    I know nothing about American politics beyond the fact that it's some kind of country off the West coast of Ireland, so I don't see what Clown Cars have to do with it.

    As far as I know, Clown Cars have two major features: all the doors fall off when the car comes to a halt, and the number of passengers doesn't have a known upper bound.

    Oh, and the colour-coding of American political parties is back to front. No, that's wrong. Do I mean the wrong way round? Anyway, the Democrats should be red and the Republicans blue. Otherwise it simply makes no sense. Honestly, Americans, if you can't get your colour-coding straight, what hope can you have for the future? No wonder you're confused and keep crashing stuff into planets.
     
  12. Timsup2nothin

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    You say you don't know about America, and yet you describe it to a tee.
     
  13. Cutlass

    Cutlass The Man Who Wasn't There.

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    Take your pick:

    1) Republicans have a great deal more in common with communists than Democrats do.

    2) The red ink on America's balance sheet is pretty much all the work of Republican polices.
     
  14. Rashiminos

    Rashiminos Fool Prophet

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    Rand Paul has ideas and a well-known last name. Does it fit in the car?
     
  15. Timsup2nothin

    Timsup2nothin Deity

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    Considering how the last name became well known he may well be driving the car.
     
  16. Kyriakos

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    Ron Paul>Rand Paul>all other Merican politicians :yup:
     
  17. gay_Aleks

    gay_Aleks communism will win.

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    If I was American, I'd vote Hillary just so we could see what would happen.
     
  18. Traitorfish

    Traitorfish The Tighnahulish Kid

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    I liked this bit,
    'Cos, like, you'd think the metaphor of a "melting pot" was pretty simple, right? Like it's the sort of phrase they invent to explain complex sociological processes to children? But somehow Jindal manages to get it exactly wrong?
     
  19. Commodore

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    Maybe Jindal thinks the US should be like the Borg.

     
  20. gay_Aleks

    gay_Aleks communism will win.

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    That would make ISIS the Federation, and the world has probably gone to hell if that's true.
     
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