Clown Car III: Who's Laughing Now

[Birdjaguar]

A Russian agent in the WH stinks,
And our lying fat man plays the links,
But he’s a cheater through and through
Just to get richer off me and you;
Hole by hole his score’s a lie
On the course and off, oh my my!
Now summer’s over and it’s the fall,
And one big stroke would please us all.

 

[Sommerswerd]

A Russian agent in the WH stinks,
And our lying fat man plays the links,
But he’s a cheater through and through
Just to get richer off me and you;
Hole by hole is score’s a lie
On the course and off, oh my my!
Now summer’s over and it’s the fall,
And one big stroke would please us all.

Ooooh you gunna get in twubul fi dat!

 

[onejayhawk]

Trump must be sooooo jealous on Erdogan. Erdogan can just fire them all the military, the teachers, the judges... put them in jail.... has the news media eating out of his hand

Why? Trump has a much bigger toybox.

A Russian agent in the WH stinks,
And our lying fat man plays the links,
But he’s a cheater through and through
Just to get richer off me and you;
Hole by hole his score’s a lie
On the course and off, oh my my!
Now summer’s over and it’s the fall,
And one big Strzok would please us all.

FTFY

 

[JollyRoger]

The once was a guy named Trump
Who tweeted his morning dump
He was so gay for a parade
That he lisped a tirade
While heiling a tiny fist pump

 

[Birdjaguar]

FTFY

Subtle but clever.

 

[onejayhawk]

After which we get a limerick.

J

 

[FriendlyFire]

Is here anyone in the Trump administration that ISNT corrupt ?
The Mueller witch hunt is getting out of control /s

GOP fundraiser Broidy under investigation for alleged effort to sell government influence, people familiar with probe say

As part of the investigation, prosecutors are scrutinizing a plan that Broidy allegedly developed to try to persuade the Trump government to extradite a Chinese dissident back to his home country, a move sought by Chinese President Xi Jinping, according to two of the people.

They are also investigating claims that Broidy sought $75 million from a Malaysian business official if the Justice Department ended its investigation of a development fund run by the Malaysian government. The Malaysian probe has examined the role of the former prime minister in the embezzlement of billions of dollars from the fund.

As part of their efforts, prosecutors have subpoenaed casino magnate Steve Wynn, the former RNC finance chairman and longtime Trump friend, for copies of records and communications related to Broidy.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...869fe70a721_story.html?utm_term=.10ab71525a90

 

[Cutlass]

"Lying...Increasingly frenzied commentary..."

—
White House on why Trump took away security clearance of former CIA Director John Brennan

 

[Sommerswerd]

"Lying...Increasingly frenzied commentary..."

—
White House on why Trump took away security clearance of former CIA Director John Brennan

Roll projectors!

If that is grounds for taking someone's security clearance... I mean... Does Trump have security clearance?

 

[Cutlass]

When you're the president, you don't need a security clearance. No one has the legal authority to withhold info from you.

 

[Broken_Erika]

Roll projectors!

If that is grounds for taking someone's security clearance... I mean... Does Trump have security clearance?

Trump Locked Out Of White House After Accidentally Revoking Own Security Clearance

 

[Broken_Erika]

Truth isn't truth -Rudy Giuliani

Mr Giuliani said: "I'm not going to be rushed into having him testify so can he can be trapped into perjury."

He added: "When you tell me that he should testify because he's going to tell the truth and he shouldn't worry, well that's so silly because it's somebody's version of the truth. Not the truth."

Todd responded: "Truth is truth." Mr Giuliani said: "Truth isn't truth."

The interviewer put his hand on his forehead and said: "This is going to become a bad meme!"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45241838

 

[FriendlyFire]

Well Trump did promise to drain the swamp.

Cohen, Trump’s Ex-Lawyer, Investigated for Bank Fraud in Excess of $20 Million
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/19/nyregion/michael-cohen-loans-donald-trump.html

 

[Lexicus]

This meme just put my brain into BSOD mode

 

[Broken_Erika]

Over 175 ex-US spy officials join Brennan clearance outcry
More than 175 former US intelligence leaders have shown support of ex-CIA chief John Brennan since the president revoked his security clearance.

In the third bi-partisan letter of its kind, the former top security officials noted their opposition to President Donald Trump's threats and actions.

CIA, State Department and Navy alumni, as well as US ambassadors and US attorneys signed the letter on Monday.

Or as Fox news will say, over 175 deep state agents commit treason against The America!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45249149

 

[Dachs]

This meme just put my brain into BSOD mode

I am a fan of the Derrida memes myself

 

[Broken_Erika]

This meme just put my brain into BSOD mode

"Gluliani"

 

[Gori the Grey]

I can't celebrate Butler's call-out. Post-structuralism is partly responsible for our having got in to this spot. I can't say it gave us Trump, but it abets some of his malfeasance, and makes it harder to call him out from the left.

 

[Sommerswerd]

"Gluliani"

Gluliani
pronounced - Gloo - Lee - Ah - Nee
noun

1. 1.
   an intentionally false statement, so memorable and preposterous that it tends to become notorious and memeworthy, thus "sticking like glue" to the speaker.
   synonyms: untruth, falsehood, fib, fabrication, deception, invention, fiction, piece of fiction, falsification;
   informaltall tale, whopper, taradiddle - "Wow that whopper he just told was certainly a Gluliani! He'll never live that one down!"

verb:

1. 1.
   tell a Gluliani
   "Hey did you just Gluliani? You bastard! No one will ever forget this!"
   synonyms: tell a monstrous untruth, tell a lie, fib, dissemble, dissimulate, misinform, perjure oneself, commit perjury, prevaricate;

 

[Gori the Grey]

This I can celebrate.