clues that you play Civ 5 too much

[Mesopotamian]

1. you start to classify your city either as a maritime, militaristic or cultural. (maritime over here )
2. you think that everyone in your nation has the same level of happiness.
3. you can successfully conduct diplomacy with people in many different languages.
4. in a biology exam you sketch a kidney in strategic view, claiming to your teacher that its better for performance.
5. you start an investigation in your city to find out does your people demand pearl or gems.
6. you actually think that communism boosts a country's production .
7. you don't allow your friends to stack of property in a game of monopoly.
8. you don't even play monopoly at all cos it's squares.
9. when someone pisses you off you form a pack of secrecy with everyone else against him.
10. you know the names of many wonders yet you don't know whats their true locations.
11. you think that India's one billion population is all because of the mahatma Gandhi.
12. you wonder why the Egyptians aren't building wonders anymore.
13. you think that your Japanese friend can really take you down even if you beat him and stab him.
14. you start taking Latin and German language courses just to make sure everything the leaders say is translated accurately, if you find a mistake you will quickly report it as a bug (to keep Civ 5 superior to that horsehockey stacking in squares game) if you don't you move on to clear Siam and Songhai

to be continued ..

 

[lissenber]

15. You link your cities with roads. While you`re dreaming. This really happened to me one night.

 

[Mesopotamian]

16. you think that military advanced countries such as USA have giant death robots.

 

[TrailblazingScot]

17. Steam reports you to have played 336 hours in the last two weeks (I'm at 42.7 hours)

18. You're the dude with the 'Master of the Universe' Steam Achievement.

19. You're actually calling it CiV, not Civ 5.

 

[Moss]

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