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Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Narz, Aug 19, 2009.

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  1. Narz

    Narz keeping it real

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    Ok, no discussing members or bans this time.

    Original Thread

    Last question by z-beast.

    "I like my women like I like my gym clothes:"
     
  2. dwaxe

    dwaxe is not a fanatic

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    I like my women like I like my gym clothes: as non-living objects.
     
  3. Dumanios

    Dumanios MLG

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    I like my women like I like my gym clothes: On me no matter what I do.
     
  4. mechaerik

    mechaerik Tuturuu!

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    I like my women like I like my gym clothes: Required to be with me.
     
  5. kulade

    kulade Deity

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    I like my women like I like my gym clothes: worn out by everyone and stuffed in a locker when we're done with them.
     
  6. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    Can I pick a winner from the original thread?
     
  7. Narz

    Narz keeping it real

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    Sure!
     
  8. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    Winner winner chicken dinner!
     
  9. _random_

    _random_ Jewel Runner

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    I like my women like I like my Gatorade.
     
  10. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    I like my women like I like my gym clothes: covered in my excretions.

    I like my women like I like my Gatorade: Yellow.
     
  11. LAnkou

    LAnkou Breizh A Tao

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    I like my women like I like my Gatorade: always energetic, sometimes Fierce, sometimes Focused, avalaible when i'm feeling getting sweaty...
     
  12. Narz

    Narz keeping it real

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    I can't think of anything positive whatsoever about Gatorade that I'd want my woma(e)n to be. :(
     
  13. mechaerik

    mechaerik Tuturuu!

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    I like my women like i like my Gatorade: delicious, plentiful, and available for $1.50.
     
  14. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    I like my women like I like my Gatorade: in large quantities.
     
  15. Earthling

    Earthling Deity

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    Alright, I'll play for a while:

    I like my women like I like my Gatorade: Flung at my back in front of cheering crowds of thousands.
     
  16. Big Rob

    Big Rob Lord Protector and Heir

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    I like my women like my gatorade...2 for 4.99 !!
     
  17. Big Rob

    Big Rob Lord Protector and Heir

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    I like my women like I like my KFC...

    with a biscuit !!
     
  18. _random_

    _random_ Jewel Runner

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    Sorry about the delay; our network's been on the fritz. Anyhow, Earthling wins.
    Spoiler My attempt :
    I like my women like I like my Gatorade: Mostly artificial, but delicious nonetheless.
     
  19. Earthling

    Earthling Deity

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    Really - thanks! Alright then, I'll have to make sure I don't repeat something from the other thread...
    *erm, hang-on, other thread didn't reach even 1000 posts, that's odd ;)

    Well, I think fate settled that for me, I could be mistaken but I thought I just saw a train with tanks on it go by.

    I like my women like I like my trains.
     
  20. Big Rob

    Big Rob Lord Protector and Heir

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    You have to pay to ride ?
     
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