Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

[Veritass]

History and Overview

Our local comedy improv group (Improv Schmimprov) plays a game where the emcee goes around the audience asking for the names of random objects. Then he puts each object into one of the following sentences:

• I like my women like I like my <object>:
• Yo momma is like an <object>:

at which point the improv comedians take turns completing the sentence. For example, if the category is "I like my women like I like my toaster", the answer might be: "I like my women like I like my toaster: $19 bucks at WalMart" or "I like my women like I like my toaster: always plugged in and ready to go."

The other day the winner for "Yo momma is like a golf cart" was "Yo momma is like a golf cart: she always gots four old guys in her."

Online Version Rules

So online, this will run something like the caption contest:

• I will take the first turn.
• Whoever's turn it is selects a random object and selects one of the two sentences, and posts the combination of these as the category phrase.
• Players have 24 hours to post their best ending to the category phrase. Please stay in the forum rules.
• You can post multiple entries, but only the first entry posted for each player counts in the competition.
• The original poster selects a winner, and the winner has 24 hours to post the next category phrase.

Round 1 coming in the next post...

 

[Veritass]

I like my women like I like my cell phone:

 

[Sharwood]

Always vibrating and making noises at inappropriate moments.

Your momma is like a World of Warcraft Game Manual.

 

[Veritass]

You have to be declared the winner of the round first, before you can start the next round.

 

[Mise]

I like my women like I like my cell phone: small, Japanese, and interfaces seamlessly with my other mobile devices.

 

[Sharwood]

I've already lost then, because Mise's beats mine with ease.

 

[Virote_Considon]

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Dispensable when I get bored of them.

 

[scherbchen]

I like my women like I like my cell phone: sleek, black, slim, can be muted, and by golly it was a steal at twice the price.

 

[warpus]

I like my women like I like my cell phone: keeps quiet during movies - and vibrates in my pocket if it wants my attention

 

[Catharsis]

I like my women like I like my cell phone: professional yet curvy, and you can slide the top off with one hand.

 

[rhawn]

I like my women like I like my cell phone: either on my face or in my pants.

 

[Mise]

I like my women like I like my cell phone: no more than 7 or 8 years old.

 

[Mise]

I like my women like I like my cell phone: plastic, cordless, and with a rechargeable battery.

 

[Catharsis]

I like my women like I like my cell phone: obsoleted by the computer.

 

[Fr8monkey]

I like my women like I like my cell phone: makes others drool when they see it and shuts up when I push a button.

 

[Perfection]

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Left ignored in the kitchen while I go fishing.

 

[The Omega]

I like my women like my cell phones: Easily stolen, and highly breakable when thrown against the wall.

No, it just doesn't seem to work....

 

[Perfection]

I like my women like I like my cell phone: cheap, Chinese, and bought off the street.

 

[The Omega]

I like my women like my cell phone: Trade in the old one for a much newer and thinner one.

 

[Perfection]

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Stolen from a rich neighborhood to be sold on the black market

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Shared by the whole family

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Covered in leather and won't let me roam outside the cell

I like my women like I like my cell phone: Constantly taking pictures of my penis