Alexander = “DIE PERSIANS!!!”
Asoka = “I may be a girl!” or “War monger turned pu***-fist!”
Augustus Caesar = “August is the best time for some caesar salad.”
Bismarck = “I kicked frances’ a** and created Germany! Yay!”
Brennus = “bring us our whiskey god-d*** it!”
Catherine = “my favorite little who**”
Churchill = “I have a church on the hill” or “appeasement can lick my sweaty n** sack!”
Cyrus = “my grandson is a moron”
Elizabeth = “I can talk to animals!”
Frederick = “hi, I am Frederick! I like you.”
Gandhi = “my head is way too big for my body!”
Genghis Khan = “i crossed the great wall!”
Hannibal = “I would like to have you for dinner with a nice Chianti and some fava beans”
Hatshephut = “hot cheap sl**”
Huayna Capac = “Huayuanaloko-johnson-mcphearson” or “andes mountains freak king”
Isabella = “I had an affair with Chris Columbus”
Julius Caesar = “no, July is the best time for some caesar salad!”
Kublai Khan = “hi, im mister fatso!”
Louis XIV = “tyrannical tyrant! Person”
Mansa Musa = “vassal loving b****”
Mao Zedong = “move the bong”
Mehmed II = “my medications aren’t in yet” or “Meth head”
Montezuma = “Psycho amerindian nut job who will continually go to war cause you never settled in America!”
Napoleon = “I nap on poles in lyon!” or “Corsica is not french”
Peter = “are you sure im not the evil French guy who steals your girlfriend?”
Qin Shi Huang = “kick s*** hung over”
Ragnar = “I like to naw on your rag”
Rameses II = “ram me sis, twice!”
Roosevelt = “rose of velvet” or “I married my cousin” or “cripple prezzy”
Saladin = “Salad in my pants”
Shaka = “HOW COME IM THE ONLY BLACK MAN IN THIS GAME!?!” or “I make a mean shake!” or “i shag every morning, noon, and night!”
Stalin = “I stall in winter” or “the honeymoon wasn’t that long.” or “mr. man of steel!”
Tokugawa = “I hate everyone!” or “Shoguns rock!” or “Fear my Samurai!”
Victoria = “I may be a man… why don’t you take a look!”
Wang Kon = “Korean wanker”
Washington = “I have a state named after me!”
i think thats all of them... there will be many more when beyond the sword is released!
