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Confess Your Goofy Leader Nicknames!!

Discussion in 'Civ4 - General Discussions' started by 09camaro, Feb 18, 2008.

  1. 09camaro

    09camaro Rules 1 + 2!!

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    bringing this into the BTS forum from the warlords forum. post the goofy leader nicknames that you have for any of your leaders, regardless.
     
  2. 09camaro

    09camaro Rules 1 + 2!!

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    Alexander = “DIE PERSIANS!!!”
    Asoka = “I may be a girl!” or “War monger turned pu***-fist!”
    Augustus Caesar = “August is the best time for some caesar salad.”
    Bismarck = “I kicked frances’ a** and created Germany! Yay!”
    Brennus = “bring us our whiskey god-d*** it!”
    Catherine = “my favorite little who**”
    Churchill = “I have a church on the hill” or “appeasement can lick my sweaty n** sack!”
    Cyrus = “my grandson is a moron”
    Elizabeth = “I can talk to animals!”
    Frederick = “hi, I am Frederick! I like you.”
    Gandhi = “my head is way too big for my body!”
    Genghis Khan = “i crossed the great wall!”
    Hannibal = “I would like to have you for dinner with a nice Chianti and some fava beans”
    Hatshephut = “hot cheap sl**”
    Huayna Capac = “Huayuanaloko-johnson-mcphearson” or “andes mountains freak king”
    Isabella = “I had an affair with Chris Columbus”
    Julius Caesar = “July is the best time for some caesar salad!”
    Kublai Khan = “hi, im mister fatso!”
    Louis XIV = “tyrannical tyrant! Person”
    Mansa Musa = “vassal loving b****”
    Mao Zedong = “move the bong”
    Mehmed II = “my medications aren’t in yet” or “Meth head”
    Montezuma = “Psycho amerindian nut job who will continually go to war cause you never settled in America!”
    Napoleon = “I nap on poles in lyon!” or “Corsica is not french”
    Peter = “are you sure im not the evil French guy who steals your girlfriend?”
    Qin Shi Huang = “kick s*** hung over”
    Ragnar = “I like to naw on your rag”
    Rameses II = “ram me sis, twice!”
    Roosevelt = “rose of velvet” or “I married my cousin” or “cripple prezzy”
    Saladin = “Salad in my pants”
    Shaka = “HOW COME IM THE ONLY BLACK MAN IN THIS GAME!?!” or “I make a mean shake!” or “i shag every morning, noon, and night!”
    Stalin = “I stall in winter” or “the honeymoon wasn’t that long.” or “mr. man of steel!”
    Tokugawa = “I hate everyone!” or “Shoguns rock!” or “Fear my Samurai!”
    Victoria = “I may be a man… why don’t you take a look!”
    Wang Kon = “Korean wanker”
    Washington = “I have a state named after me!”
    Lincoln = “I miss my top hat.” or “That’s L-I-N-C-O-L-N” or “Bill and Ted are awesome!”
    Boudica = “Look at my chest. LOOK AT IT!!!”
    De Gaulle = “Big Nosed Loser!” or “RETREAT!!!!!!!!!” or “ALGERIA WILL NEVER BE INDEPENDENT!”
    Darius I = “My son’s a moron…” or “Why am I black when my dad was white?” or “Look at my crown! It has a gecko! DANCE GECKO DANCE!!”
    Pericles = “I saved Greece!” or “I locked my army in the city walls and the Plague killed us.”
    Suleiman = “Silly Man!” or “Stuck a feather in my hat and called it MACARONI!!!”
    Hammurabi = “My code rules!” or “Babylon 5!” or “I have a nice beard, don’t you agree?”
    Justinian I = “I’m jaundice!!” or “I have a pretty crown! Isn’t it prettyful!?”
    Willem van Oranje = “Will my van hold these Oranges?”
    Zara Yaqob = “Sarah yack a lot!” or “Sarah jack-o**”
    Charlemagne = “I look like a redneck.” or “Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-BATMAN!!!!”
    Suryavarman II = “Wench! Serve your man twice!” or “Eh, just call me Steve.”
    Pacal II = “I’m scary when angry!” or “Cebola is my home!” or “Apacolyto was a good movie!”
    Sitting Bull = “I sit on your bull” or “I s*it on your bull” or “I love my headdress!” or “Put the feather in my hat you nut and go get another!”
    Joao II = “My hat is HUGE!!!” or “Do I have dirt in my fingers?”
    Gilgamesh = “Gills of Mesh” or “my skin is gold!” or “my beard is funky.”
    Sid Meier = “Captain, I am detecting massive quantities of win in this sector!” or “Rules 1 + 2!” or “Sit on my urn!”
     
  3. JustinianVII

    JustinianVII Chieftain

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    Any leader I am--my name merged with theirs somehow.

    AI leaders:

    Suryavarman=Survivorman
    Charlemagne=Burger King
    Zara Yaqob= Z-Man
    Mansa Musa=Tech whore, The Moose (Mus)
    Pericles=Per-Per
    Huayna Capac=Clappy (from his opening animation)
    Julius or Augustus=Caesar salad
    Pacal II=Pacal the Jackal
    Lincoln=Dishonest Abe
    Wang Kon=Wang Chung
    Saladin=Salad Dan the Salad Man (someone else actually came up with that...)
    Bismarck=Pointy hat
     
  4. Rotty

    Rotty Chieftain

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  5. Incan Emperor

    Incan Emperor Chieftain

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    I usualy use just the leaders name, and when playing random leader Ill use Redael Modnar, sounds cool, generic and non ethnical and its just Random Leader backwards.

    By the way Darius II wasnt Darius I son, nor Cyruses grandson.

    Xerxes was Darius I son, Artaxerxes was Xerxes son and Darius II was Artaxerxes son.
     
  6. Enoch Root

    Enoch Root Chieftain

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    Zara Yaqub= Andre 3000
    Saladin = Osama
    Shaka = 50 cent
    Monty = I think posting the names I call him goes against forum rules.
     
  7. Diamondeye

    Diamondeye So Happy I Could Die

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    Suleiman = Beelzebub or just The Devil.
     
  8. warpus

    warpus In pork I trust

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    I am currently playing a game as the Native Americans' leader Winnetou
     
  9. Bigfoot3814

    Bigfoot3814 Chieftain

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    09camaro, all your names are hilarious!
    :rotfl:
    My favorite was Harrumbabi. "my code rules!" I'll remember that one.
     
  10. Supr49er

    Supr49er 2011 Thunderfall Cup

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    Gilgamesh = Gilligan
    Boudica = Booty Call
    Qin Shi Huang = Quinn the Eskimo
    Sulieman = Schoolmarm
     
  11. Bushface

    Bushface Chieftain

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    Alexander = Ragtime Band (also applied to his armies)
    Catherine = Slap Happy
    Charlemagne = Char - le mag - ne (to the tune of "Alouette"
    Genghis or Kublai = Iffai Khan (when he's losing) or Mebiai Khan (doing better)
    Gilgamesh = Gargle Mush
    Justinian = just a tinny one
    Montezuma = Mad Idiot
    Pacal = Raving nutter
    Shaka = coward (losing), cocktail (indifferent), or earthquake (winning)
    Suleiman = silly man
    Tokugawa = ultimate isolationist
     
  12. Werechipmunk

    Werechipmunk Chieftain

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    Isabella - Thin Izzy
    Tokugawa - Captain Toke
    Survayarman - SoYou'reAVarmint or simply, "The Varmint"
    Montezuma - 3 Card Monty
    Shaka - Chaka Khan
    Pacal - Lauren Pacal
    Augustus Caesar - Augie Doggie
    Wang Kon - Wang Chung
    Qin Shi Huang - Dr. Qin Medicine Man
    Catherine - Boom Chicka Wah Wah
    Ragnar - Raggedy Andy
     
  13. HerrDoktor

    HerrDoktor Mad Scientist

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  14. 09camaro

    09camaro Rules 1 + 2!!

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    thank you very much!

    people need to get this through their thick heads! its "BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!" RVB came up with that 7 years ago and it was the original, besides channel 69

    it does not say which Darius it is, so therefore i see it as Darius I.
     
  15. ferenginar

    ferenginar Grand Nagus

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    I have played a couple of those,

    Bismarck - Pointy Hat - just couldn't think of anything else.
    Saladin - Osama

    Ghenghis - Khan, Khan, KHAN

    Julius or Augustus - Biggus Dickus

    Sitting Bull - Two dogs ****ing

    Tokugawa - Tofu

    Hannibal - Hand Ball ref c'mon

    Willem van Oranje - Marco Van Basten
     
  16. ggganz

    ggganz a.k.a. The Scyphozoa

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    Actually, I think calling Suryavaramarananafamda II "Steve" is a good idea.
     
  17. Heathen_Penguin

    Heathen_Penguin Chieftain

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    Restating from the Warlord thread:

    Genghis Kahn: Ginger
    Kublai Kahn: Maryanne, since he is with Ginger
    Zara Yaqob: Stupid, fat hobbit, because "we hates him"

    Heathen
     
  18. 09camaro

    09camaro Rules 1 + 2!!

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    thats what i said!
     
  19. GIDS888

    GIDS888 Chieftain

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    LOL!

    I love the Boudica one. the number of times she's railroaded me because of them............
     
  20. Diamondeye

    Diamondeye So Happy I Could Die

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    Easily distracted? :eek:
     

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