Cotropitorii: The Romanian game where you get to massmurder Americans

[Phlegmak]

I have not played it yet. I don't think I will.

http://www.cotropitorii.ro/
http://www.cotropitorii.ro/story.html
http://www.cotropitorii.ro/features.html

Features:

Communist Romanian music for perfect emotional setting.
Archival video footage with the leader of your cause: Nicolae Ceausescu.
The chance to kill Americans... over and over again.

Story:

Spoiler :

The story starts in 1988. During Ceausescu's reign Romania had been brimming with apathy and fear. To give hope to his people, as well as follow through with his own diabolical plan, Ceausescu started building up his army.

In 1989 a war broke out. Not between Romania and its neighbors, but between Romania and the United States of America. Fueled by the hate Romanians have toward Americans, gained during the Second World War when the Americans failed to protect Romania from Stalin, millions of them enlisted in the military.

Today, the war rages on as more and more of US territory is trampled by Romanian tanks. In the winter of 2004 the Romanian air force reduced the United States Air Force to less than 10% of its former power, leaving the remaining US Army only with tank and infantry support. In the summer of 2005 one million troops and two hundred thousand tanks were ready to take the battle even further as Ceausescu's plan to overtake Texas was en-route.

You are part of an elite few, the Romanian Mountain Hunters, the highly-trained special forces of Ceausescu's army. You are here to hunt down and destroy Americans, wherever they may be. Your immediate task is to infiltrate enemy territory and deal a swift blow to the American infantry. This has turned into guerilla warfare, as the streets of once proud American cities are now ruins under Romanian gunfire.

Part of the "news":

04-09-2005 - The Rest Of The World To The Rescue

Less than a week after US president Bush announced his plan to overpower Romania, the rest of the world has stopped its disputes to form a coalition against the United States. A joint task force formed by the European Union, the United Arab Emirates and the newly-re-formed Russian Federation, with smaller battalions from every other country helping out, have prepared a devious plan to kill every American on Earth.

So, the makers of the game are making a story where Romania, under Commie rule and seemingly proud of it, are angry about Romanians being put under Commie rule.

So, CFC, what you thinks?

 

[philippe]

well, that is one stupid story.

 

[Mirc]

"Cotropitorii"!!! It must be a joke. It's probably an attempt to translate "Conquistadors" into Romanian.

 

[Adrogans]

Romanians invading Texas

Wow someone is having a very strange dream. I mean I don't know anyone here who has a beef with Romania, or many who can even find Romania on a map to have a beef with them.

Hell speaking of beef we could just send em tainted meat to beat them.

Edit - "Cotropitorii is a 3rd person (1st person too, if you press a key) 3D action shooter game with a fast paced story that will make you rethink everything you know about history. It will also play good."

Yeah it's gonna make me rethink history. OMG the more I look at the site the more I laugh.

 

[philippe]

Dude, i so hope, gypsy is an infantry class in that game.

I'd so play a mass murdering gypsy killin rednecks.

 

[JohnRM]

This could hurt Obama, politically.

 

[plarq]

They should fight Hungarians.

 

[Mirc]

This is beautiful. Just beautiful. Look:

Less than a week after US president Bush announced his plan to overpower Romania, the rest of the world has stopped its disputes to form a coalition against the United States. A joint task force formed by the European Union, the United Arab Emirates and the newly-re-formed Russian Federation, with smaller battalions from every other country helping out, have prepared a devious plan to kill every American on Earth.

 

[Yeekim]

This is what is going to happen if 'em alternate history threads over in World History Forum are allowed to thrive freely.

 

[Adrogans]

The Game 'Tips':

GAME TIP YOUR TYPICAL SUNDAY AFTERNOON: EXTERMINATION OF ALL LATTER DAY SAINTS

GAME TIP IF YOU EVER SEE A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA: SPIT

GAME TIP YOU KILLED A NATION OF INDIANS 200 YEARS AGO. IT'S TIME YOU PAID FOR YOUR ACTIONS

GAME TIP WHEN CONFUSED ASK GOOGLE. THE FIRST 3000 RESULTS ARE ALWAYS CORRECT

Oh and the only review of the game: Our game had only one review, and the reviewer decided to sum it all up in just two words: "it sucks". We decided to include his name as the villain in our upcoming sequel: Men Who Like Other Men.

 

[CaptainF]

This game is hilarious more than anything else.

 

[Dachs]

This is what is going to happen if 'em alternate history threads over in World History Forum are allowed to thrive freely.

I take issue with this statement and claim that not only have what-if threads been mostly nonexistent in the past few weeks, but that such wild speculation is nothing like what is in said threads, as silly as they may be.

 

[plarq]

Epic kuso-ge.

 

[Aegis]

lol, my favorite part is how little Romania managed to build a superior Navy that was able to get out of the Black Sea.

 

[plarq]

lol, my favorite part is how little Romania managed to build a superior Navy that was able to get out of the Black Sea.

Turkey would not allow...

 

[Mirc]

lol, my favorite part is how little Romania managed to build a superior Navy that was able to get out of the Black Sea.

Nah, that's more plausible than 90% of that dumb game. Romania used to have the largest navy in the area and Constanta is still one of the top 5 ports in Europe in size. My favorite part is the entire EU, plus some Arabic states and Russia siding together because the US wants to attack Romania. It's just beautiful. I can't find another name for it.

 

[Alpine Trooper]

i feel extremely embarrassed for having learned and read about this game

sort of like as if i was chained naked in the middle of the worlds busiest mall

 

[Shylock]

This game is pretty lulzy.

 

[Zarn]

I wonder if these guys know what NATO is?

Turkey would not allow...

*Pictures a gigantic fleet begging a few Turks to allow them to go by*

 

[philippe]

I wonder who is behind this hoax.