[Country] sucks part III: Bulgaria Sucks!

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  1. Tahuti

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    Every country and regional name with the -ia suffix is immediately suspect in the eyes of Kaiserguard, given that Scandinavia and Australia all ended up with an -ia suffix, and both of them were, well, pretty horrible. Today, we will prove that so far, we haven't come up with exceptions that prove the rule, only the rule itself. And BulgarIA sticks to the rule quite good...

    Bulgaria includes such black holes such as the snarky Bulgarian humour that has terrorised CFC, cheap labour that has engulfed Western Europe and epic folk music with Bulgarian language female vocals that end up in Japanese video games. Also, Bulgaria is a refuge for corrupt Dutch politicians who buy their holiday residence there (naturally, the Bulgarians do nothing, since they like to bully us hard-working Dutch).

    And of course, you have Simeon II, whose life story reads like a horrible rip off from Kundun and will probably end up having a movie with B(ulgarian)-production values. Basically, as if Uwe Boll remaked the aforementioned Martin Scorcese film.

    Basically, Bulgaria is another P*l**d, only snarkier. Sorry Tolni.
     
  2. bhsup

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  3. gay_Aleks

    gay_Aleks communism will win.

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    And so thus, a noble (ha!) tradition begins.

    Also, I didn't know Dutch politicians buy stuff in Bulgaria. I heard about some English tourists, but I assumed they got lost somewhere trying to get to Istanbul, and the chaos and confusion on the way there broke their minds.
     
  4. CavLancer

    CavLancer This aint fertilizer

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    ...ines don't suck.
     
  5. Tahuti

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    Well, we Dutch actually believe ATM skimming is the Bulgarian national sport, just like Romanians. At least you know what it feels to have a Germany in football (and World War II).
     
  6. Terxpahseyton

    Terxpahseyton One. And many.

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    Y all the way!
     
  7. cybrxkhan

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    Bah, Bulgaria is renegade Byzantine province, should be returned to glorious Roman Empire.
     
  8. CavLancer

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    Not only that but were the ia in question to become part of an ine it would doubtless cease to suck.
     
  9. Kyriakos

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    Hollandia too ;)
     
  10. gay_Aleks

    gay_Aleks communism will win.

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    You never reached Holland, though. Belgium, however you did manage to conquer.
     

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