Cut out the middle man

[floppa21]

So I was thinking of handing a woman $30 cash, telling her to go see a movie and get herself a bite to eat, and then to return to my place. In the meantime, I could get some reading done.

All the time and effort spent getting to know her could be better spent in a book. And in some cases, one might have to read three or four times before getting any action! Odds are against it working out. I figure just get to the point and be on our way.

What countries have legal 'pay and pump' prostitution as opposed to this time wasting form of prostitution we practice in the US?

 

[The Yankee]

Amsterdam. Enjoy.

There are also brothels over in Nevada. You'll get half off if you're a veteran!

 

[floppa21]

Originally posted by The Yankee
Amsterdam.

All this and hashbars too?

 

[The Yankee]

Whatever works for you, man!

Which reminds me, I need some plane tickets....

 

[superslug]

Originally posted by The Yankee
Which reminds me, I need some plane tickets....

Are there Vegas/Reno to Amsterdam directs? Or do the flights have layovers?

 

[The Yankee]

Don't know about you, but there should be flights going there from the three main airports where I am, JFK, LaGuardia, and Newark.

As for flights from Nevada to the Netherlands.....I don't know. I figure there must be a connecting flight on the East Coast, that is a pretty long trip.....but then again...I don't know. Never been on a plane!

 

[Hayek]

Originally posted by floppa21
What countries have legal 'pay and pump' prostitution as opposed to this time wasting form of prostitution we practice in the US?

Greece (I think). Also, some countries have legislation agains buying sex, but not against selling (Finland and Sweden, among others).

 

[The Yankee]

That doesn't make sense. You can't buy, but you can sell? Talk about temptation....

So many options for Spring Break....or would $2,000 hook me up this winter?

 

[Hayek]

Originally posted by The Yankee
That doesn't make sense. You can't buy, but you can sell? Talk about temptation....

I agree. Most prostitutes seem to be against that law as well. It's crazy!

 

[The Yankee]

It must be maddening for a guy to see the stuff on sale, but not allowed to um......sample the merchandise....

 

[cgannon64]

Amsterdam is probably the most peaceful city in the world.

 

[Zwelgje]

Originally posted by cgannon64
Amsterdam is probably the most peaceful city in the world.

It's not bad.
If only the noisy Americans would stay away...

 

[eyrei]

Originally posted by Zwelgje

It's not bad.
If only the noisy Americans would stay away...

I made very little noise when I was there. Spent most of my time staring at walls and other interesting things.

 

[Zwelgje]

Yeah walls can be quite entertaining.

 

[The Yankee]

Maybe those walls had windows with other interesting things shown.

 

[Cilpot]

Sex is legal to buy and sell in Norway also.. But you can't legally work as a pimp

 

[EdwardTking]

Originally posted by floppa21
So I was thinking of handing a woman $30 cash, telling her to go see a movie and get herself a bite to eat, and then to return to my place. In the meantime, I could get some reading done.

All the time and effort spent getting to know her could be better spent in a book. And in some cases, one might have to read three or four times before getting any action! Odds are against it working out. I figure just get to the point and be on our way.

What countries have legal 'pay and pump' prostitution as opposed to this time wasting form of prostitution we practice in the US?

Umm yeah and you know what, people have been known to trade real estate and get divorced without employing middle men (lawyers) too.

 

[floppa21]

Amsterdam and Norway eh? Nevada of course, and possibly Greece...

 

[Dr. Dr. Doktor]

Copehagen. Pick up a brochure at the airport and you are on your way.

You might also want to check out the 'freetown' of Christiania. Not to be confused with Oslo, of course. But don't trust the hippies!

If you go by day you might get involved in some street-fighting, but the police usually let tourist go after they have had their photo-op with them.

 

[test_specimen]

Originally posted by Dr. Dr. Doktor
You might also want to check out the 'freetown' of Christiania. Not to be confused with Oslo, of course. But don't trust the hippies!

You better be fast if you want to see Pusher Street. They had a police raid in June and dealers were quite jumpy when I went there. It's probably going to get shut down soon.