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Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by CEO Daedalus, Jun 1, 2007.

  1. CEO Daedalus

    CEO Daedalus Gibsoneer

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  2. CEO Daedalus

    CEO Daedalus Gibsoneer

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    If i made offense to any Jews or Japaneese. Im sorry.

    But im Jewish anyway so :goodjob:
     
  3. MobBoss

    MobBoss Off-Topic Overlord

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    Pure troll thread belonging in Humor and Jokes maybe? Works of fiction?
     
  4. Sparta

    Sparta Emperor

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    I can't believe you are buying into that revisionist history regarding Stalin committing suicide. Modern historians almost universally agree that all that can be conclusively proven is that he went on a bird-hunting expedition with Herr Hitler shortly before never being heard from again.

    Also, you misspelled "Nuke-U-Lar".

    As a footnote, for the sake of completeness, you may want to include the names of the first two atomic bombs, Fat Meatball Boy and Little Lutefisk Man.
     
  5. CEO Daedalus

    CEO Daedalus Gibsoneer

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    i tryed my best. I thought i would throw down some comedy.

    remember if no one likes it. i will delete it. no questions asked.
     
  6. MobBoss

    MobBoss Off-Topic Overlord

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    Errr. Ok. I dont like it. Delete away.
     
  7. CEO Daedalus

    CEO Daedalus Gibsoneer

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    il wait for two more replys. Remember NO ONE not ANYONE
     
  8. MobBoss

    MobBoss Off-Topic Overlord

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    I thought you said no questions asked?
     
  9. Phlegmak

    Phlegmak Deity

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    I thought your story was funny but I see no point in any of this.
     
  10. Esckey

    Esckey Deity

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    I found it funny, but should be in humour and all
     
  11. shortguy

    shortguy It's a working title

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    I'm unimpressed. Don't quit your day job, kid.
     
  12. onejayhawk

    onejayhawk Afflicted with reason

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    Very unimpressed.

    J
     
  13. Tee Kay

    Tee Kay Silly furry

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    If there's humour in it then I don't get the joke.

    Move this to humour.
     
  14. Red Door

    Red Door Man of Mayhem

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    Sounds like a terrible entry in Unencyclopedia.
     
  15. Whomp

    Whomp Keep Calm and Carry On Retired Moderator

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    Moderator Action: Thread moved to humor and jokes
     
  16. ParadigmShifter

    ParadigmShifter Random Nonsense Generator

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    Sounds like history essays from exams. My favourite from that ilk is this:

    "Francis Drake circumsized the globe with a gigantic clipper"
     
  17. Lord_Iggy

    Lord_Iggy Tsesk'ihe

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    :lol:

    Post 16 is funny.
     
  18. ParadigmShifter

    ParadigmShifter Random Nonsense Generator

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    More history exam funnies here

    http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Exam_Answers

    Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backwards and declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand.". Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.
     

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