Desperate Diners Attack Trapped Fat Lady With Plastic Forks

I'd like steal those video tapes, find out who the patrons are track them down and get a whole bunch of fat people to poke them with plastic forks going, "MMMMMM LUNCH!" That'll teach 'em!
 
Both parties are to blame. The antagonists, for obvious reason, but there is no reason to be 647 lbs. If you are that large, stay home. But please lose weight!
 
The restaurant's manager says the doorway leading to the rest rooms was "normal size," but in a nod to political correctness after the fact, commented that the woman "had an alternative body image and unfortunately got wedged as she tried to go through."

Need I say more?
 
:lol: @ rmsharpe

From now on when fat kids are made fun of at school, I'll comfort them by saying, "Don't worry, you just have an alternative body image." And then they'll get more mad at me. :p
 
I didn't pick up on that one. So used to being inundated with meaningless rhetoric.
Alternative body image? What nauseatingly pseudo-liberal crap is that? I guess her fat was an artistic statement.


The statement: "I'm really fat!"
 
The restaurant's manager says the doorway leading to the rest rooms was "normal size," but in a nod to political correctness after the fact, commented that the woman "had an alternative body image and unfortunately got wedged as she tried to go through."
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PC goes too far in this wording.
 
Man, I don't know what to think? Is that for real? People poking a fat lady with forks? Weird...
 
:lol:

I'm really suprised they didn't grease her up or dump BBQ sauce on her to try to ease her alternative body image out of the doorway.

"Fatty, fatty, two by four, can't get through the bathroom door . . ."
Who says all children's stories are lies ?
 
Jerry Springer in his heyday had I believe an 800 pound man.

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick. Hyuh-hyuh-hyuh-hyuh."
 
Damn, it's so sad people would start being cruel and would start attacking her.
 
Just be glad they didn't have to grease her up to get her out...

If you're looking for a control to global population, video tape that and show it to heterosexual males.
 
Tipping the scales at just under 300 lbs myself, still my first reaction is one of amusement. Knowing full well that I did this to myself, I have little sympathy for anyone who weighs that much. Still, if this actually did happen (WWNews not exactly up there with NYTimes, eigth highest circulation in the world or not), the people who poked her with forks ought to be ground up for Soylent Green and fed to the Eating Club.

Mmmmm, Soylent Greeeeen, *drool*
 
Originally posted by Perfection
I'd like steal those video tapes, find out who the patrons are track them down and get a whole bunch of fat people to poke them with plastic forks going, "MMMMMM LUNCH!" That'll teach 'em!
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:lol: :goodjob: Now thats poetic justice!!

Irregardless of how this woman got so big, it must have been a humiliating and frightening ordeal for her. Hopefully it will cause her to wake up and loose some wieght, at least for her healths sake.
 
People poking, insulting and attacking someone because she's stuck in a doorway, not even trying to help her to get out ?

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Nothing to add.
 
For once, this lady found a healthy use for Crisco...
 
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